My 6th graders at the BGC promoted. I now have 3rd graders. They’re pretty entertaining
Me: who is the most important person in your life
Kid 1: my mom because she brought me into this world
Kid 2: well if you keep up with that attitude, she’s gonna take you out of this world
Professor Power Rankings:
LEE UNIVERSITY STUDENTS, current & old:
Quote this tweet & rank your top 5 professors you’ve taken a class with. Here are mine:
1. Dr. Terry Cross
2. Dr. Allison Pierce
3. Dr. @JeffSalyer
4. Kevin Snider
5. Andy Blackmon
I knew a dude, we talked 24/7 for months. I thought it’d be appropriate to ask him to go with me to my friends wedding. He didn’t think I was worthy of a response. He treated me like garbage everyday after. The wedding happened. There, Gavin asked me to dance. It’s been a year 😭
For my next job interview, I'm gonna ask my "future" employer on "what are the things you've done for your employees during the COVID-19 community quarantine".
I was in line to get food and the girl in front of me dropped her bottle of hand sanitizer. Being a nice person, I picked it up for her and handed it to her. She said “oh good. I thought you were going to steal my gold”