patrick fullam

every time we touch the ice we remember it was hans who taught us how to fly

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

getting a masters degree felt like a nice accomplishment until I clocked back into the same job ive had since I was 16 where a customer asked me to explain to them what a baked potato was and I remembered education is a scam

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

how long can I play go cubs go on repeat before the neighbors complain? idc play that shit at my funeral absolute jam of the millennium

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

cronin has gotta be top 5 worst things to roll over and wake up to

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

by the way fuller house is a trash show my man steve got shafted that dude was the voice of aladdin he deserved better

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

I feel god in this chilis tonight

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

everything happens for a reason and people change like the seasons

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

if you drink ginger ale any time other than when you're sick you are a definite threat to society and need to be locked up

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

you know who wouldn't schedule a concert in lawrence the same night as their concert at merrimack? the plain white t's

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

#croninupdates asks a girl he used to call "watermoose" in high school for a favor and is shocked when she declines

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

"it tastes too much like wine" -cronin talking about a bottle of wine

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

honestly the worst part about the gym is wondering if the people around you can hear you listening to the Lizzie McGuire movie soundtrack

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

I'll never let go

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

3 most important moments in human history are 1D dropping made in the AM, the birth of Jesus Christ, and jim and pams wedding, in that order

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

nelly is the greatest running back of all time

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

some girl is hysterically crying walking to class like I feel you homegirl its only monday send edible arrangements

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

in your life you'll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team 🔯♋️👻

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

zayns high note in you and I just broke my speakers when will that boy stop destroying everything I love #1D4ever

[patrick fullam @patrickfullam]

If we're being honest I got robbed of the courage award like did no one tell espn I singlehandedly overcame mono this year