patrick garrow

The Official Twitter of P. Garrow, Actor & Accent Enthusiast. Started As a V.Funny Joke. (mostly operated by his twitter overlord, C.)

[patrick garrow @patrickgarrow]

Important story, lovely creators. How can ye go wrong people.. it’s free already.

[Kirkus Audiobook Reviews @KirkusAudiobook]

#FullMoon #ColdMoon "From the twang in the [Bonnie & Clyde-like] couple's accents to the charged emotions in all the voices” narrator @patrickgarrow ramps up this well-paced novel by @dietrichkalteis to give listeners a satisfying ride @ecwpress https://t.co/3up5yTaUoj

[TIFF @TIFF_NET]

The World Premiere of Marie Clements’ BONES OF CROWS is a powerful indictment of the abuse of Indigenous peoples as told through the life of Cree matriarch Aline Spears. Starring @_gracedove and Phillip Forest Lewitski (@hereisphillip). #TIFF22 https://t.co/Ylom2MnvWm

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@LoriR35540814 @BridgetOnTV As that hair’s personal chauffeur, it falls to me as well to thank and fistbump you. Til the next one..

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@BlackCheryllee Maybe that’s exactly as I want it. Good luck with the novels tho. Also, Ontario Canada.. good place.

[Bounce @bouncetv]

We’re excited to show you a first look at our 🆕 original movie, starring @WendellPierce & @LaurenHolly.

Buckle up because this thriller will have you on the edge of your seat!

📱Catch the premiere of #DontHangUp March 20 on @bouncetv.

[Robert Picardo @RobertPicardo]

If you still refuse to get vaccinated, consider staying out of the hospital & suffering at home when you contract Omicron. Be consistent in your lack of faith in science and leave hospitals for those who believe in and respect modern medicine.

[patrick garrow @patrickgarrow]

@legolaslii Never have.. And obviously look at the Twitfeed only rarely. Makes it more fun when I come back to months of updates..

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@adambarken @thomallison @JbakeR2D2 @kelmccormack @SeanBaekTO @patrick @Killjoys @lovretta @KilljoysWriters One a them big-dome types, Al Spinoza or Wanda Wittgenstein, prolly said it 1st but all good things flow from dick n tit jokes, obviously.

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@redTamsen @JKraez It’s aaaaaaalways Carl, nitwits. Don’t we know this by now? He’ll haunt yer nightmares if ye let ‘im in.. Hashtagdoohickey-RatMeat

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@BeauFerris Ok so it’s taken me a wee while to actually see this but acchh fuck it, Ta B(eau)arry! You evil genius

[patrick garrow @patrickgarrow]

@magsiro Thinking up different and novel ways to be cinematically offed. Style points for variety, I'm told.

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@magsiro I have a funny feeling that pink sawdust was definitive.

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@DanLoudin And a proud and unstinting one at that. Enjoy your fables by all means but do not assume anyone else cares to be infected.

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@lovretta Thought he was bein way too nice n all.. turining over a new leaf? But then he invoiced me for the Rescue.

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@adambarken Have you ever met a single person who wants to find out...?

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@EliasToufexis Yeah... I still won't buy those frozen peas though.

[patrick garrow @patrickgarrow]

@adivinefrenzy Hours of fun I inflict on our writers as they devise new hair jokes.. Waiting to learn co-ordinates of Ginger Nebula. Crotchety life forms..

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@AaronSMartin @BridgetOnTV Ever the prudent shopper, maybe you took yer gifts INside the head.. so guess who's cackling when we're sixty?

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@AaronRAshmore Well get to work on that, Double A... you are the Man Behind The Curtain after all.