Straight White Fail

comedian. highlarious comedy festival. seattle. bills mafia. sleep enthusiast.

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Road DAWGS. 😤

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I really like watching Josh Allen play football! 🏈

[Straight White Fail @PatrickHiggins]

This tweet was brought to you by ChatGPT, which I asked to create an engaging tweet. What have we become?

[Straight White Fail @PatrickHiggins]

🌟 Ready to take on the day with a fresh mindset and endless possibilities! Embrace the journey, chase your dreams, and make every moment count. 🚀💪 #MotivationMonday #DreamBiggest #StayPositive #inspirational #MondayVibes

[Straight White Fail @PatrickHiggins]

🌟 Ready to take on the day with a fresh mindset and endless possibilities! Embrace the journey, chase your dreams, and make every moment count. 🚀💪 #MotivationMonday #DreamBiggest #StayPositive #inspirational #MondayVibes

[Straight White Fail @PatrickHiggins]

I forgot that I had twitter/x. If you're reading this, I hope you're doing well!

[Straight White Fail @PatrickHiggins]

@UPS Useless. Pointless. Service Fees. Why is there a $2.50 service charge when there are no self service options to print 5 pieces of black and white paper? Never again, terrible customer service too. Fuck Paula.

[Straight White Fail @PatrickHiggins]

Don't let your partner have sex with ghosts. It's inappropriate #Awareness #transparency

[Dion Dawkins @DDawkins66]

#BillsMafia every retweet counts as double 🙏🏽❄️🫶🏽
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[Sneaky Joe @SneakyJoeSports]

Snippet from Damar Hamlin’s YouTube channel.

Dude was doing this before he was a paid athlete.

Can donate to his community toy drive here: https://t.co/fpTtPVA5vC

[Sal Capaccio 🏈 @SalSports]

The Bills are now the No. 1 seed in the AFC.

[Straight White Fail @PatrickHiggins]

@pokerDustin Thanks for the compliment and sharing. It felt like a good set!

[NFL @NFL]

The reaction… and the camera work!? #BUFvsKC

[Alaina Getzenberg @agetzenberg]

Per @ESPNStatsInfo: Josh Allen is the first starting quarterback to beat Patrick Mahomes twice at Arrowhead Stadium.

[Straight White Fail @PatrickHiggins]

"The Bills can't win one score games" Bills proceed to beat the Ravens and the Chiefs by one score games. That's some great coaching.

[MereKat @MereKatKat]

THERE GOES OUR HERO #BILLSMAFIA

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

What a win for the Bills

Josh Allen was a wizard on that game winning drive… jumped up over a dude’s dome.. delivered a dart.. didn’t panic ever.

WHAT A GAME

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

JOSH ALLEN HURDLE 😱

(via @NFL)

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

josh allen is like if the t-1000 was into football instead of murdering

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"Win, lose or draw Bills Mafia is always on our side.. they live, breathe & sleep football here" ~@gabedavis13_

#PMSLive #BillsMafia

[Straight White Fail @PatrickHiggins]

I think @KyleBrandt is one of the best media voices in the NFL and I love his energy but I feel like that dude would be insufferable if he was on cocaine.