Alfred Carcieri

Amateur Koala Wrangler & Smart Ass, Originally from New England.

[ZAMidnightSpookshow @ZASpookshow]

Low pressure, fun days at work? Getting to play your songs instead of swinging a hammer? Yeah go entertain old ladies, make a few bucks, and pay for your kids colleges. Nothing wrong with being a working artist. Let’s stop being so shitty to one another.

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@nikkibenz Still one of the most cinematic openings to a movie.

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@mikerecine As a Humanitarian I volunteer to house this displaced refugee.

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I’ll bet it still whips the Llama’s ass

[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

Did you personally use the greatest audio player of alltime?

[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

Did you personally use the greatest audio player of alltime?

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@honeymoon250

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@vxylily I would do the honorable thing and divorce as soon as possible so she can live with her new family.

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@sciencegirl Honorable Mention to when cereal gave out free First Person Shooters

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@sciencegirl Duke Nukem 3D - for a 12 year old in 1997 it was the coolest thing I’d ever seen

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@TheCinesthetic Good movie, but it loses credit for homeboy with the glasses having his bolt locked to the rear in this scene

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It’s a bad night to be balls #UFC326

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@LaVozAtlanta @HateradeCon None of the 200 people had the balls to stand up to him, soooo he kinda is HIM.

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@ComicDaveSmith Don’t forget about the single cringiest breakdown in all of Metal history on ‘Down with the Sickness’

“No mommy!” lol

[ຸ @swagboygen]

How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?

[Kat Marie @Goddesskatmarie]

The worst kind of hypocrisy is the kind that uses moral language for social currency

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‘Merica

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@WallStreetApes Well it’s not fair that all the other kids get to eat in front of her when she can’t either, so the whole school should go without eating by the admins logic.

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@ModicaEllen @AnthScar @OneBadDude_ lol yeah, THAT’s why corporations are constantly raising their prices

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@NSportsline @AnthScar @OneBadDude_ A local owned business yeah, but a giant corporation, kinda hard for me to feel bad for em.

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SHORYUKEN!!!!!!!!!