Sir Goads Ghastly

Stand-up comedian, metal-head, burger enthusiast. Drinks beer in the shower, sincerely enjoys Whitesnake. Metal sunglasses, not MAGA sunglasses

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@Super70sSports Nah.

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@CoreyJBrewer Probably not surprising to know that this is an entertainment option on Air France flights to Paris.

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@DangeRussWilson @NFLonCBS @CBSSports @NFL @ciara Love you forever #3! 💙🩶💚🏆

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RW3 Forever!

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Forever grateful. @DangeRussWilson

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@michelleyroo2

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@Firstnamefukd @lizisamused You’re a stupid person.

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@JoshuaBarzon @official_flo @FLAGALine @Floridaman @nbc6 @RonDeSantis @SunSentinel @FloridaTourism @FlaPanthers @FloridaGators A. So I can split to New Orleans.

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@grantcohn I thought it closed 6 months ago.

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@imtweetn @simpsons_DG @Simpsons_tweets When you were a little boy is this how you saw your life going? Did you say, “When I grow up I want to be a weeping piss-flap about Simpsons bullshit on the internet?”

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@jondelarroz When you were a little boy did you say, “When I grow up I want to be a weeping piss-flap on the internet about funny book bullshit?”

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@kevinbolk When you were a little boy did you say, “ When I grow up I want to be a pathetic internet Star Wars crybaby?”

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@B7frankH 🪏 Here’s a shovel to spread around your horseshit.

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@NWmentality_9 @BjorkBrodern Hell, picture 1 and 2 you can get the equivalent without even having to leave the city.

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@Forte4r @girldrawsghosts Their heart will kill them way before their lungs ever do.

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@FoolishBB @marxiners Anytime you hear someone say “getting paid millions of dollars to play a kid’s game,” they’re propagating an anti-labor dog whistle.

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@philthatremains This might explain why your band is terrible.

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

Let me reframe this for you. This is the government questioning the government to see if the government covered up for the government in the Epstein files. Shockingly, the government told the government that the government did nothing wrong.

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@Super70sSports The Big Wheel baby!

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@kasumiga1 @Betsycashmoney The city of Seattle and its 30+ Asian grocery stores laughs at your ignorance.

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