Patrick Love

Twitter is quicker than the fire alarms at my job.

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

@MarriottBonvoy @UberEats 🍕🍕

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

When you separate him from either, he's a coward dipped in toxic masculinity who can't admit to his fear and shortcomings.

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

@BYOBert_Walker I have been to the opening showings of multiple of the sequels, and I endorse this tweet.

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

Tough decision but I went with super heroes over super cars.

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

@Allen_Fiji @benrwatt
I don't know why I put myself through the trauma of watching these trick-plays again, but I figured you would enjoy them ahead of this season's game.

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

It's going to be a special night in Tiger Stadium 😏

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

@jilnguyen @HoustonTexans I don't come to twitter for wholesome stuff like this

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

@BYOBert_Walker I hope this happens to me

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

Bag*
Maybe not that great of a start...

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

@SouthwestAir Made it home a little early Mike. Thank you @SouthwestAir

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

Person asks from 5 feet away, "How are you doing?"
Me, "Good..."already past the person and now I have to pivot and say, "How are you?"
Then they have to slow down to respond.
No one should have to turn around in order to finish a greeting to a stranger.
Just say hi and smile.

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

@maggielealove This is why I shared my Netflix account with Mom.

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

@BYOBert_Walker Eat 3 and you'll be that weird banana guy...

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

@brhodes has an explosive rant on #PodSavetheWorld's latest bonus episode. I felt that to my core, so I can only imagine what @TVietor08 and the team felt in the moment. Can that be a regular part of the show?

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

@BYOBert_Walker And complaining about the line the whole time you're in it.

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

@maggielealove asked me to write out how to two-step last night and I'm proud I was her go-to for that question, but was also coming up with a list of better people for her to ask.

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

Up to three, one of whom literally back-tracked to compliment me. #MondayMotivation #FeelsGood

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

@BYOBert_Walker A pretty clear example of revenge not being the answer.

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

@maggielealove

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

Later*

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

I complimented most of my office. And the dog just got complimented on not biting my arm. Not a terrible day.

[Patrick Love @PatrickJLove]

Lady walking into the office at the same time as me got the first compliment. She was wearing some nice heels that will probably hurt bad at the end of the day, so to her, I applaud the commitment.