rob

very good at petting cats

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

watching twilight

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

the power i feel scrolling instagram meme accounts and seeing tweets from three weeks ago

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

wiping down the stairmaster machine in the horniest way possible

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

@cjkropa 100% agree. need the ideal leverage when holding on for dear life as i squeeze out a monster log

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

i am a structural engineer having to sit through meetings where dude try to figure out where to place the shitter

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

going door to door singing toby keith songs tonight

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

@roastedpeef Get outta here

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

Me pausing Netflix when they show boobs:

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

if i lived in a walkable city it would be game over. i would run that place.. or should i say, hehe, walk that place

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

@i__juan don’t fuckin call me out like that

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

@i__juan the most important thing you can do in life

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

elon musk will buy this for $40 billion

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

@RezekJoe my standing desks reaction to me getting work done:

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

getting out of bed every 30 minutes to violently fart in the bathroom

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

twitter, i am so back

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

lmfao

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

@OKWildlifeDept dog

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

@JoelMBeall

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

@Bodegacats_ @badassbihdotcom same vibe

[Luke Metzger @lukemetzger]

Last session, #txlege shifted 40% of TERP clean air funding to TxDOT's Congestion Mitigation Air Quality program. We argued TxDOT likely wouldn't use it for programs which actually reduce emissions, but instead use it to expand highways. We were right. https://t.co/8qwdHCoEvA

[rob @BYOBert_Walker]

@i__juan no