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pfp credit @ErikCerini

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@BYOBert_Walker Nice!

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

went #4

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@jenni_tabler currently 41 weeks and can confirm it still feels just as bad

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@fibulaa @binchcity @elizamclamb this y’all?

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

me: *telling what i think is a hilarious story from my childhood*

friend: i’m so sorry that happened to you

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@alamofilmguy thought that was @jonnymangs

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

i may be severely depressed but at least i have this (holds up kinda fucked up looking cat who adds a lot of stress to my life)

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people seem to forget there was a time when we had to download a separate app if we wanted to use emojis. why aren’t we talking about that

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

me: i'll just take a normal water, please. no sugar in it. thanks.

hummingbird maître d': [visibly disgusted] very good, madam...

[Tetra @greenTetra_]

blasted dog tried to steal me nuggets

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@ecogggswell maybe 😭

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@ecogggswell idk you but apparently we have the same life trajectory. wtf

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

Please…my son. He’s very sick.

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just finished a five minute task that i’ve been putting off for 8 months. i will not learn anything from this

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@Variety

[Panko A. Cat’s Mom @fatfatpankocat]

POV: you are a crunchy brown morsel

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can’t believe i found out betty white died via a home inspector’s tik tok

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

you want me to get in a car. The thing that killed Princess diana