some of y'all are all “fuck streaming” and “pay artists” until it comes time to Pay For Art and then you become mckinsey consultants pointing at a whiteboard with LESS $$$ = MORE PPL underlined
(Explaining Mulholland Drive to my toddler) you know how sometimes bad things happen to you? And then when you go to remember then you re-encode the memories with a perverse fondness,,, and you do this so many times the trauma starts to feel idyllic
Updated: Moonlight > Parasite > Anora > Nomadland > Spotlight > The Shape of Water > Oppenheimer > Everything Everywhere All At Once > CODA > Green Book
Updated: Moonlight > The Hurt Locker > 12 Years a Slave > Spotlight > The Shape of Water > Birdman > Slumdog Millionaire > Argo > The Artist > The King's Speech
Updated: Moonlight > Parasite > Nomadland > Spotlight > The Shape of Water > Oppenheimer > Birdman > Everything Everywhere All At Once > CODA > Green Book
Fun fact: the Oscar nominations for Emilia Perez were not only announced this morning by Bowen Yang and Rachel Sennott; each of them was also specially delivered to my home via a singing telegram who broke into my house at 6am and kicked me in the balls 13 times while whisper singing off-key.