Patrick C. Keaveny

Writer, developer, photographer, traveler. I pair drinks with games and write code for money.

[Patrick C. Keaveny @PatrickKeaveny]

Yoooooo @MrBeast what even is this

cc: @MrBeastBurger

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Yooooooo for all you horny peeps that are into step-whatever porn. I got some advice for you:

Just go watch Lost season 1.

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Thanks @wsjpodcasts for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 3,924 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/wIzW2T5hYY

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Whenever I need something from a family member and they don't text me back within a day, I simply remove their Netflix access.

They text back pretty quick after that.

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Just posted a photo @ Brooklyn, New York https://t.co/A0mGKJs1L1

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Dude, trust me 👌

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Name this venture firm

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Wow, not an hour after @PayPal support closes, my account gets hacked and whoever it was boots my email and phone number from my account.

I try to report it but of course PayPal only allows you to contact them after logging in, which I am unable to do.

Top quality security ‼️‼️

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@bowerypresents @lcdsoundsystem When is this show starting?

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Crazy that this isn’t an @TheOnion article.

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'I feel gay', FIFA chief attempts to empathise with marginalised https://t.co/XL8GKqJtyL

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I don’t follow Musk on twitter so can someone catch a brother up on what’s happening #

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If twitter collapses, I can confidently say that I have gained nothing from it and it has given me little more than the momentary reprieve of light entertainment.

The stuff it HAS given me, well, stay tuned.

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@nytimes Not cool putting this one behind a paywall.

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Holy hell. @frontgatetix is the absolute worst checkout experience I’ve ever seen. I hope Sick New World paid bottom dollar for something so terrible.

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@zillowgonewild This is the Insidious house

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@christianbrits The real kicker is they moved the bighorn sheep to that area when the project was announced. The town doesn’t give a fuck about bighorn sheep they just don’t want employee housing bringing down the average (second) home value.

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Why is it so hard to leave @HelloFresh

It’s time to see other people okay

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Logged into @LinkedIn and all of my latest posts were from weeks ago. Methinks the feed algorithm is on the fritz.

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Ya don't say

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Switzerland has 'systemic' racism issues, UN experts say https://t.co/48fxF019Pz

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@Guerrilla A Resplendent Soil. Hands down. It captures the mystery, adventure, and beauty of the world perfectly.