Patrick Lee

Artist, novelist and free thinker. Interests include the weird and paranormal, cryptozoology, sci-fi and psychedelia.

[Patrick Lee @PatrickLeeArt]

@covie_93 Jesus Christ. That is fucking terrifying.

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@PaulSchleifer It's a bold statement. Bring back the destructive, short-sighted and in many cases truly idiotic policies that put the UK into the hole we still haven't gotten out of 40 years later.

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@RonFilipkowski I can't remember what it was. Something incredibly rare — basically unheard of — in today's Republican Party.

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@realDonaldTrump I find it touching that Donald cares so much about individual Republican candidates that he robotically copies and pastes the same endorsement for all of them.

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@indykaila Was it following two cars behind so you might not guess it was following you?

[Patrick Lee @PatrickLeeArt]

@reginalddhunter "Shitify" needs to be in the Merriam-Webster dictionary. @MerriamWebster

[Laurel and Hardy @Stan_And_Ollie]

On Nov 20th, 1975, ‘Trail Of The Lonesome Pine' by Laurel & Hardy entered the UK singles chart at No.35. The song made it to number 2, but was held off the number 1 spot by Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.

[Patrick Lee @PatrickLeeArt]

@TheRickWilson "Disputed" is a very mild way of putting it. It's "disputed" in the same way that the existence of unicorns is "disputed".

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@TheAnfieldTalk @FabrizioRomano As a Liverpool fan I feel obliged to be upset about this, even though in the short, medium and long term it is probably irrelevant to my life.

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@HorrorHammer1 I'm ready for the Salem's Lot/Multiplicity genre mash-up.

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@tomhfh I'm not sure 'Nigel' is really — as you imply — quite as exotic and interesting as Boris, Sadiq, Rishi and Sir Keir, rather than in the same bracket of common and uninteresting like Margaret, Tony and Gordon.

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@acnewsitics They've literally chosen the Imperial Empire officer uniforms from Star Wars. Definitely going all-in on the whole murderous fascist bastards theme.

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@GrizzKhan Didn't Xavier score at Ipswich on his debut (and we won 6-0!)?

[Hello, This is Ivan @hellothisisivan]

I am fascinated by the mindset that thinks looking like a terrifying freak is preferable to just looking old

[Patrick Lee @PatrickLeeArt]

@AnfieldEdition @_pauljoyce Liverpool transfer strategy:

[Patrick Lee @PatrickLeeArt]

@Acyn "Nobody wants to protect pedophiles!"

So are you going to vote to stop protecting them?

"No."

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@SamMcGuire90 I wish there was a Premier League PR horseshit league. We’d definitely win the title every season.

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@fasc1nate I always liked the Dorian Gray joke. Keith Richards’ face is the actual portrait, and somewhere in his attic, there is a beautifully preserved, perfectly healthy young man.

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@TheAnfieldTalk We needed a RB, RW and DM and didn’t get any of them. It’s not a question of “disconnect” but of quite clearly and knowingly leaving the squad far too thin.

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@TheAnfieldTalk @FabrizioRomano @GiveMeSport We should have offered every player at the club to Man City, then changed our minds. Then we’d have loads of “new signings”.