Fake Patrick Manning

Maybe I'm the late former Prime Minister of Trinidad and Tobago, tweeting from the grave.

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

@JagvarGames @Number10cat Nah, Paris2024's opening ceremony already did that.

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

The next city that hosts the Olympics better have a big river running through it.

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

There's a photo of me in a Speedo that would have made a better cover image. . . .

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

@crunchyrugger Dissociative identity disorder?

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

Just the thought of it gives me heebie-jeebies in the scrotal area--and I'm not even alive.

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

So Netanyahu takes his dirty drawers to Washington to be washed at taxpayers' expense. Bet he wouldn't try that in the Kremlin--Russian laundry detergent is, erm, quite a bit stronger: https://t.co/MlVbR0YOiM

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

@Trinifood When I first heard the story (such news does reach beyond the grave) I thought Machel was crushing Tums. I used to do that back in the day--makes them easier to digest.

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

And in case you're wondering how we've managed to have internet connectivity down here in Hell—well, Starlink.

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

Found out today that since 2022, Twitter has been accessible down here in Hell and it's now called X. How come nobody told me?? 👿👿👿 #tweetingfromthegrave

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

@carolineneisha But surely Kamala must have done something to provoke her ancestor into enslaving and abusing people. She needs to take responsibility!!

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

Surely #KamalaHarris must have done something to provoke her ancestor into enslaving and abusing people. She needs to take responsibility!!!

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Kamala Harris' great-great-great-great grandfather was 'notorious' Irish slave owner who bought Jamaican plantation and travelled to London to fight abolition, historian claims https://t.co/qE9iIoIGVF

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The whole "Karen" thing started after my death in 2016 so I'm late to the game, but still surprised there isn't a PAC called "Karens for Kamala". @KamalaHQ, can you verify? #KamalaHarris

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

Yours truly quoted RT @globalvoices: A crash course in all things #Caribbean, courtesy #ifthecaribbeanwasabar! http://t.co/9O7cinsbET

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

#IfTheCaribbeanWasABar there might be some competition for the other jobs, but #Jamaica would definitely be the bouncer!

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

#IfTheCaribbeanWasABar When time come to pay the tab the other islands would all look in #Trinidad's direction!

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

Abt to watch p̶o̶r̶n̶ nature videos on YouTube and a NoRowley video pops up, killing my l̶i̶b̶i̶d̶o̶ desire to see animal antics! V immoral.

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

Are we there yet? #Trinidad

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

Where am I?

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

Has anyone else noticed how boring the Internet is today?

[Fake Patrick Manning @patrickmanning]

Proof that goat doh make sheep. http://t.co/d5UsAV8tLF