Patrick

[Patrick @patrickmcall]

at home farting on this snow day idgaf

[Patrick @patrickmcall]

🤓

[Patrick @patrickmcall]

summer has got to go. NOW

[Patrick @patrickmcall]

dear @McDonalds, please for the love of god get rid of that robot at the drive thru

[Patrick @patrickmcall]

y’all think queen elizabeth ever blew up a toilet and her maid judged the hell out of her for it?

[Patrick @patrickmcall]

@hannhrileys not till november now :(

[Patrick @patrickmcall]

@olivesartworks “tattoos, piercings, and she just learned to twerk”

[Patrick @patrickmcall]

@johnndawkins unpopular but someone had to say it!

[Patrick @patrickmcall]

unpopular opinion: these were fucking nasty

[That White Kid Josh @crayboy3000]

these had me in a chokehold every single time they were being served

[Patrick @patrickmcall]

if you have pictures of me in 2015 delete them. that wasn’t me it was my twin that locked me in the basement for the entirety of that year. please be sensitive to my feelings, thank you.

[Patrick @patrickmcall]

@johnndawkins we will be streaming

[anthony orange @johnndawkins]

my first original song on streaminn. this tune has meant so much to me and it’s surreal even saying that it’s finally gonna be released.

COLLIDE. out 4/5.

[Patrick @patrickmcall]

hit 100 followers, i would like to thank my last tweet and ofc all my fans🫶

[Patrick @patrickmcall]

i will pay someone to type this essay for me

[Patrick @patrickmcall]

i have put more hours into hogwarts legacy in the past 2 days than I’d like to admit…😵‍💫

[Patrick @patrickmcall]

hogwarts legacy

[Patrick @patrickmcall]

🧌

[Patrick @patrickmcall]

youtube getting too bold with the ads

[Adele @Adele]

To Be Loved