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I am a proud Springfieldian living away from the city of Lincoln, a translation student, part-time barista, full-time new media guru and of course a ...

[🦇 Bat-trick 👻 Ghost-ley @PatrickMoseley1]

@CoyoteNicodemus this is clearly a humble brag

[🦇 Bat-trick 👻 Ghost-ley @PatrickMoseley1]

Show the intepeter!!! @QueerEye #1nt

[🦇 Bat-trick 👻 Ghost-ley @PatrickMoseley1]

Is Caelus the same as Jupiter? Like, maybe. Honestly none of them should be named "sky" They're planets. That's where they all live.

[🦇 Bat-trick 👻 Ghost-ley @PatrickMoseley1]

I just can't believe they had the option to name "Uranus" "Caelus" and they went with the butt one.

[🦇 Bat-trick 👻 Ghost-ley @PatrickMoseley1]

@anne_rutledge Yeah

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Millennial Job Descriptions Be like:

-must be fluent in excel, photoshop, copywriting, Spanish, English, Klingon, and Chinese

-office keg!!

-free snacks!!

-must have 3-8 years experience

-bachelor’s degree accepted, master’s preferred

- good vibes only!!!

Pay: $15/hr

[🦇 Bat-trick 👻 Ghost-ley @PatrickMoseley1]

Does anyone know why we (I?) say Cari'bbean but we say Pirates of the Caribbe'an?

[Last Podcast Network @LastPodNetwork]

Nuevo Episodio: #EscuelaSangre @carolinadoesok y @JCaSaez sobre las películas del director Mexicano, Guillermo Del Toro.

Escucha Aqui-> https://t.co/Bmh4MC4hu7

[🦇 Bat-trick 👻 Ghost-ley @PatrickMoseley1]

@jodyavirgan chill lofi study beats is soooo goood

[🦇 Bat-trick 👻 Ghost-ley @PatrickMoseley1]

@MickSig Did someone dare you to get ratioed?

[🦇 Bat-trick 👻 Ghost-ley @PatrickMoseley1]

@jodyavirgan You look great! Could you tell Clare we love her shirt (and yours frankly) my roommate is so embarrassed by me.

[🦇 Bat-trick 👻 Ghost-ley @PatrickMoseley1]

@jodyavirgan Hey you're doing great! But my roommate and I think you should turn to the camera a little to catch a more natural angle.

[🦇 Bat-trick 👻 Ghost-ley @PatrickMoseley1]

If you're going to do an interview for a podcast, state your antecedents more than you think you need to. They cut those interviews and if you have more than like two pronouns in a sentence you've basically done military level encryption to what you're saying

[🦇 Bat-trick 👻 Ghost-ley @PatrickMoseley1]

The "mh" in Samhain is pronounced like a "w"!

[Dara Lind @DLind]

It’s legal to seek asylum in the US without papers. If you present yourself at a port of entry you break no US law. The last caravan did just that.

[🦇 Bat-trick 👻 Ghost-ley @PatrickMoseley1]

WwwhhhaaaaaaTtTtT!?!?!

[mexico.com @MEXICOpuntoCOM]

¿Se imaginaron alguna vez un show del Cirque du Soleil sobre futbol? Messi será la inspiración para esta puesta en escena. ⚽ https://t.co/YQERzda7C1

[🦇 Bat-trick 👻 Ghost-ley @PatrickMoseley1]

People who order straight fries at #Arbys are put on an #FBI watchlist.

[🦇 Bat-trick 👻 Ghost-ley @PatrickMoseley1]

I'm gonna be honest: I show up for Maryl mostly cuz of Doubt

[🦇 Bat-trick 👻 Ghost-ley @PatrickMoseley1]

1. The #nra's racist response to Thomas the Tank Engine is disgusting 2. In what messed up universe does the last sentence make sense and 3. He's a TANK ENGINE NOT A TRAIN!

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

If ur looking for a healthy snack that hurts ur fingers a little bit, I can’t recommend pistachios enough