the mighty murnanimal

I'm just a dumb fuckin redneck

#billsmafiaforlife

[the mighty murnanimal @patrickmurnane3]

Oh, whisky you're the devil
You're leading me astray
Over hills and mountains
And to Amerikay
You're sweetness from the Bleachner
And spunkier than tea
Oh whisky you're my darling drunk or sober

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

i watched this when i was 11 and my dad had to sit on the toilet while i showered for a week

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

I’m like Jay Gatsby.
Not because of the wealth or obsession with a forlorn love- but because they’re gunna find my bloated corpse face down in a pool riddled with bullet holes.

[the mighty murnanimal @patrickmurnane3]

@jakex666 I just googled this looks rad

[the mighty murnanimal @patrickmurnane3]

@jakex666 @ErnieFabian Loves the Yankees ,life constantly throws strange conundrums at you .....yeah your george but with better hair

[the mighty murnanimal @patrickmurnane3]

@jakex666 Brother can I get a hell yes

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

“Make sure you get married to a woman before she turns 30, because every woman over 30 who’s single is single for a good fuckin’ reason.”
-my father spitting absolute heat to me when I was like 14

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

Everybody calling for gun control right now forgets that Shinzo Abe got got with a fuckin doo-dad

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Did you know about this?!🤯 #TripleDFriday

[the mighty murnanimal @patrickmurnane3]

@jakex666 Becomes a stealth mission

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

Here's to another lousy millennium.

#Futurama

[Goodberry Variant @BuffOnTheBrain]

Kids being kids. NFL football and not a cell phone in sight.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Anthony Joshua KO’s Jake Paul in the 6th round

The YouTuber has been taken to hospital with a broken jaw

[MereKat @MereKatKat]

🔁

[Megan McIntosh 🦬❤️💙 @_megaanmac]

Uh oh, I think we’ve reached the “Super Bowl is ours” stage

[the mighty murnanimal @patrickmurnane3]

Happy birthday ozzy

[BlackSabbath @BlackSabbath]

Ozzy Forever!

[the mighty murnanimal @patrickmurnane3]

@jakex666 Is that like the 8 bit looking game and the customers are scary as fuck?