Patrick Clearwater

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

There should be a law against playing with how your Internet connection works. It never ends well.

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

Emergency exam wakeup alarm for Geometry will be: "Fireflies" (Owl City)

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

Emergency exam wake-up alarm for Metric and Hilbert Spaces will be: "Stronger" (Britney Spears)

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

Ahhh, XS, at last we meet on the field of battle.

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

Damn the torpedoes, the carbonara is mine!

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

Rather than go to my meeting drunk, it looks like I will be high on texta instead.

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

@CadelOfficial you legend! #tdf

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

Damn you Andy Schleck! I burnt my pancake.

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

I've given up on cooking per se; I think I'll just make lots of stuff hot quickly.

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

No, picking winners is the *Liberal* policy. #qanda

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

Carbon tax => businesses reduce carbon dioxide emissions to gain competitive advantage => reduced atmospheric CO_2 emissions. Simple. #qanda

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

I think I managed to tune in to the Atlantis launch at main engine ignition. I'm awesome.

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

People need to stop waking me up with text messages! @fakeemmabland

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

DON'T STOP/NEVER GIVE UP/HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH/AND REACH THE TOP.

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

@zomgmouse Goodnight! But instead of sleeping, you should listen to me on SYN... http://syn.org.au/

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

AHHHRG stupid RMIT Eduroam and your lack of POP, SMTP *and* SSH!

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

I'm sure there's some reason the kettle is in the bathroom.

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

Emergency exam wake-up alarm for Algebra will be: "Wedding March for a Bullet" (Diablo Swing Orchestra)

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

Am I allowed to use smileys in emails to The Government?

[Patrick Clearwater @patrickoperator]

Emergency exam wake-up alarm for Astrophysics will be: "My People" (The Presets)