Now-a-days, whenever I hear someone say that they want a white Christmas, it's tough to tell whether they are saying they like snow around the holidays, or if they're just a Republican.
I just saw a guy at a casino get fired from his job, simply for making a bet. I asked him what happened and he said he bet "the over" on a game. I was shocked. I asked what he did and he said he worked at a funeral home. Turns out they take the title of Undertaker quite seriously
@bairdsly Look, I don't if rowing or wading in the lake would have been more fun. But it is nice to have different options to choose from. I guess at the end of the day, all I know is that I'm pro choice.
I'm at a lake today and can't decide if I should get in a boat and paddle myself around, or just slowly walk around in the water. I now understand why the US is so split on the Row v Wade debate
After a rainy spring, I'm shocked that the Native Americans didn't realize the Pilgrims were going to land at Plymouth Rock. I thought that everyone knew that April showers bring Mayflowers.
I want to be a defense attorney who exclusively defends people named Jehovah- just so I could watch the jury get real quiet and pretend not to be there when I say "I'd like to call Jehovah's witness to the stand".
I am terrified by the thought of being alone. The idea that my entire worth is tied to having a home, or a car, or some other personal equity is awful. I can't stand it. Wait, did I say alone? I meant a loan.