Patrick

[Patrick @patrickpenq]

there are only three types of person

winners, haters and thinkers

[Patrick @patrickpenq]

matty cash is so bald

[Matty Cash @mattycash622]

Didn’t call you Baldy 👀

[Djed Spence @DjedSpence]

👀🔓

[Central @WestHam_Central]

RT IF YOU SUPPORT A LONDON CLUB AND HAVE WON A EUROPEAN TROPHY

[Patrick @patrickpenq]

@racingblogger @erling go and get on the miscellaneous lad

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

The legendary Gary Mabbutt is continuing to check in on our elderly fans with regular phone calls on their birthdays. Today he’s made his 20,000 call in the last six years.

Incredible work, Mabbsy 🤍

[Patrick @patrickpenq]

@BelperTownFC superb work!! bastos next 🤞🤞

[Patrick @patrickpenq]

jordan henderson please search your own name on twitter, do the bigger thing, turn down the call up and retire. no one wants you playing for england

[Patrick @patrickpenq]

@HarryMaguire93 should not have stolen the elgin marbles

[Patrick @patrickpenq]

@DannySouth1 @BelperTownFC one more year

[Patrick @patrickpenq]

@Basfordutdfc gandiman gonna repost 1500 reform hate tweets now ffs

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

you are bald

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

[Patrick @patrickpenq]

@SpursOfficial @SpursStadium can you put tickets on general sale please

[Patrick @patrickpenq]

@NorthernPremLge @TheNomadsFc hooked at half time

[Patrick @patrickpenq]

@CrossCountryUK please could you at least register or pass on the fact that the 16.31 train to plymouth on a sunday needs more than five carriages, a persistent issue and at least 30 people left stranded for an hour in derby due to severe overcrowding. Regular occurrence.

[Patrick @patrickpenq]

@SpursOfficial sack him worst manager in our history what are you waiting for

[Patrick @patrickpenq]

@SpursOfficial put the tickets on general sale so greedy making everyone have to pay £50 just to get a membership to buy tickets 🤑🤑🤑

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

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That's:
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[Patrick @patrickpenq]

@_ROUNDTHEBEND__ my girlfriends gifts from her family

[Patrick @patrickpenq]

@1874dan you are a villa fan be realistic