Pat Gaffney

as a coconut vendor, I seek truth

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Anheuser-Busch CEO says consumers are turning to healthier habits like beer, because it “naturally has protein.”

[Oasis @oasis]

☘️🇮🇪

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer,

it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit anything.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Fuck me it’s SATURDAY

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

Happy Birthday to Kevin Parker who turns 40 today🎂

[mommygirl, CPA @bigdumb_baby]

I do not want to participate in 2026 actually

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

Good morning or as the Chinese say “good morning.” But in their own language

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

High in bass pro shops with my hands behind my back like it's the louvre

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I finished 3 books yesterday... and believe me, that's a lot of coloring...

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐬 (Golden Age Arc) @myth_pilot]

One day, God willing, WW1 will be over and the temporary income tax measures we adopted to fund our efforts in the Great War can be repealed.

[clare @sadderlizards]

goodnight outlook, goodnight teams, goodnight zoom

[meghan @deloisivete]

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

[altheboss @AlTheBoss03]

Leaving the DMV with no ID because I forgot to bring my umbilical cord & the Declaration of Independence.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

To all OASIS fans around the world young middle aged old as fuck THANKYOU from the bottom of my heart you absolutely LICKED IT UP TO RAS forever grateful for your ENERGY and BIBLICAL vibes without you were just a good band with you were the BEST BAND ON THE FUCKING PLANET LG x

[MLB @MLB]

It doesn't get Eddie Vedder than this 😤 #CLINCHED

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Hulk Hogan's first reaction to Young Jeezy in 2006, he had to run it back 3 times

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Realest to ever do it

[Harry @hdwmovies]

this is what every scene in The Bear is like

[Emerson Lotzia, Jr. @EmersonLotzia]

imagine turning 28 on your 28th birthday ... there's nothing this man can't do