Pat Gaffney

as a coconut vendor, I seek truth

[Mark Maxwell @MarkMaxwellTV]

BULLETIN: St. Louis City Hall — Please do not die or give birth.

[McKinley Lettre @mckinleylettre]

there are people who play the LinkedIn games every day and they just live among us. very scary

[Some.BYU.Dude @ByuSome]

Don't forget to set your clock back one second this Saturday for Michigan Savings Time

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

*logging on to the “piss me off” machine as soon as I wake up* sure hope I don’t get pissed off today

[julia @juumelo_]

if you drink precisely enough beers you start seeing numbers and diagrams around you like Sherlock in the 2010 hit BBC series Sherlock

[ٰ @dazedlewis]

it’s that time again

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Soccer is gay again

[Pearl Jam @PearlJam]

Happy Fourth of July! Stay safe out there.

📸: @Danny_Clinch

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

nono, no drinking problem here. i'm actually really good at it

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Anheuser-Busch CEO says consumers are turning to healthier habits like beer, because it “naturally has protein.”

[Oasis @oasis]

☘️🇮🇪

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer,

it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit anything.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Fuck me it’s SATURDAY

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

Happy Birthday to Kevin Parker who turns 40 today🎂

[mommygirl, CPA @bigdumb_baby]

I do not want to participate in 2026 actually

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

Good morning or as the Chinese say “good morning.” But in their own language

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

High in bass pro shops with my hands behind my back like it's the louvre

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I finished 3 books yesterday... and believe me, that's a lot of coloring...