Patrick Sims

Carnivorous 🥓 Pokémon Master

[Clint Lamb @ClintRLamb]

Andrew Garfield texting the other Peter Parkers to see if Will Smith slapped Chris Rock in their universes too

[Patrick Sims @patrickrocket87]

@Venmo Patalynsims @emilyhuffers emilyhufmann99

[Patrick Sims @patrickrocket87]

@Path2Greatwork I feel disgusted as a Cowboys fan that one of our players had to come out and tell us to leave his family out of it… you should be ashamed of yourself Cowboys nation. I’m sorry, Neville. Can’t believe Cowboys fans would be this disgusting. Leave this man alone

[Todd Archer @toddarcher]

Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott have been close since their arrival. “I had a car at the time, Zeke didn’t. He was riding with me. He left one of his $5 million signing bonuses in my truck and I’m like, ‘Uh, this more than I’ll make in the next four years, come get this bud.’"

[Patrick Sims @patrickrocket87]

@Venmo @emilyhuffers

[Patrick Sims @patrickrocket87]

@Venmo Patalynsims

[Patrick Sims @patrickrocket87]

@Venmo This would be wonderful!

[Venmo @Venmo]

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[Patrick Sims @patrickrocket87]

@UncleDrewGB I

[Patrick Sims @patrickrocket87]

@Venmo Patalynsims
This would help me so much❤️

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out $20,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $250. #VenmoMe

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[Patrick Sims @patrickrocket87]

@DezBryant So happy for you, Dez. You gonna run that practice squad and will be on that active roster before you know it throwing up the X again!✊

[Patrick Sims @patrickrocket87]

@LPNational @realDonaldTrump @Jorgensen4POTUS Being a libertarian is great. Could never classify myself as anything else!

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

I get on twitter to laugh joke & spit real life shit with people but I’m being very clear with you skip bayless... FUCK YOU....I pray you never have to face mental illness or anything close to what people face with when they have mental health concerns.. you’ll fold like a bitch

[Funhouse @BackAftaThis]

Don La Greca of The Michael Kay Show has some thoughts on @RealSkipBayless.

• Talentless hack.
• Human trash.
• Not an ounce of talent or integrity.

I think he's being too kind.

[Patrick Sims @patrickrocket87]

@PHLEaglesNation @dak Praying for you and your family, Dak. I’m reporting all nasty or negative comments about this. NFL fans, join me and report theses comments. Love you, Dak. My favorite Cowboy of all time.

[Patrick Sims @patrickrocket87]

@LydiaAshes @PHLEaglesNation Why would you word it like that? That’s disgusting.

[Patrick Sims @patrickrocket87]

@DezBryant Please come back, Dez. New coach better be going after you immediately.

[Patrick Sims @patrickrocket87]

Villager has to be the stupidest smash bros character there is.

[Patrick Sims @patrickrocket87]

@LoganPaul Guy is dumb as shit. Doesn't have one good quality.

[Patrick Sims @patrickrocket87]

@LoganPaul 😂😂😂😂