Patrick Rolink The Big Man of Scottish Comedy.

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Winner of The Weakest Link
Winner of Egg & Spoon Race, St. Serf's Airdrie P3 1967
Comedian@ NAFCSC Las Vegas Convention

[Mick @mick1967zk]

Foulkes was one of 50 signatories to a letter published in The Guardian in 2010 calling for Pope Benedict XVI not to be given a state visit....
https://t.co/Fp6KA4XCIa

[Patrick Rolink The Big Man of Scottish Comedy. @patrickrolink]

You would not know self awareness if it hit you on the forehead....absolute BS. Bad loser !

[Y2Jay @Jay_Gallacher]

I'm not sure Celtic fans realise just how much disgust is out there for them. Going by some replies,I don't think they realise how much damage has been done.
The Celtic players joking about their ‘penalty’ against Motherwell does nothing but back up what everyone knows about them a classless club with absolutely no shame at least the rest of the world finally sees them for what they are. Hopefully this win finally ends their grip within Scottish football and all teams get together to drive proper change and get rid of their placemen that's holding Scottish football back

[Patrick Rolink The Big Man of Scottish Comedy. @patrickrolink]

The 3rd goal ended the game!!

[Toby Young @toadmeister]

If Scottish football has any integrity Celtic must be stripped of their title, says Philip Patrick. The laws of the game are clear: if a pitch invasion ends a game early it is either forfeit or replayed. https://t.co/xYHDkdGBzk

[Patrick Rolink The Big Man of Scottish Comedy. @patrickrolink]

@MissKittyKane @ReadyFerret That chair, if it could talk, would be priceless 🤣❤️

[Gerry @GerryKeogh_]

In September, they gave me six months, I’m here because my son Kyle sat through every brutal night, held me steady through the worst pain, and became my reason to keep fighting.

Today, we celebrated a title we never thought I’d see 🍀❤️

[Patrick Rolink The Big Man of Scottish Comedy. @patrickrolink]

BS of the highest level from scared shitless Unionist rag that no fucker reads or buys 😡

[Scottish Express @ScotExpress]

SNP would have won 18 less seats under truly representative Holyrood Election as calls made for electoral reform https://t.co/aBH7IaCyPT

[Patrick Rolink The Big Man of Scottish Comedy. @patrickrolink]

Take your medication hen 😂

[Kathy Gyngell @KathyConWom]

Scotland’s Holyrood result looks like an SNP win, but dig into the numbers and a different story emerges.

The party got just 17% of the total electorate. The SNP is fading. https://t.co/ItDeqM3OwS

[Patrick Rolink The Big Man of Scottish Comedy. @patrickrolink]

Stop greeting over spilled milk 😂

[Ian Murray MP @IanMurrayMP]

Everyone said Motherwell would have a big influence on who won the league but nobody thought it would be 3 ludicrous VAR decisions at Fir Park.

[The Parkhead Faithful @TheParkheadF]

Derek McInnes said last night that the Celtic penalty decision was “disgusting.”

Now let’s remember, this is coming from a man who was openly filmed singing “up to my knees in Fenian blood.”

So let’s call it exactly what it is.

The only thing truly disgusting in all of this is Derek McInnes himself. A man with a history of sectarian behaviour trying to take the moral high ground over a football decision is beyond laughable.

I genuinely do not care whether you support Celtic, Rangers, Hearts or anyone else — singing songs like that is unacceptable. It’s bigoted, it’s sectarian, and it should never be brushed aside or forgotten.

But somehow a penalty decision is what disgusts him? Have a word with yourself.

[Patrick Rolink The Big Man of Scottish Comedy. @patrickrolink]

What is that thing with fingers attached touching the ball ??????

[Ian Murray MP @IanMurrayMP]

And has probably cost Hearts the league. Never mind, another Celtic title is what Scottish football so desperately needs.

[Patrick Rolink The Big Man of Scottish Comedy. @patrickrolink]

A new dynasty at the Rovers💛❤️💛

[Todd Lumsden @Toddlumsden]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 keep grafting @Alfie_Lumsden well done

[Patrick Rolink The Big Man of Scottish Comedy. @patrickrolink]

Who the fcuk does he think he is?...deluded wee bawbag!!!

[The National @ScotNational]

Alex Cole-Hamilton has claimed John Swinney does not have 'any right' to talk about the constitution after losing MSPs at Holyrood

[MSM Monitor @msm_monitor]

The usual suspects on BBC Scotland are already out of control interrupting SNP politicians mid-answer. Laura Maxwell was at it today when interviewing Shirley-Anne Somerville. Martin Geissler did it this morning with Màiri McAllan as did Gary Robertson yesterday.

It has to be stamped out.

[MSM Monitor @msm_monitor]

The 'very low turnout' lie is now being circulated on the BBC as a means of undermining the record pro-Indy Holyrood majority. This election had a normal turnout and was higher than 2011. This lie needs to be killed off. Rachel Amery of the Scotsman was not challenged by Laura Maciver this morning.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Let's do it.

@GaryLineker for BBC Director General.

RT if you agree.

[Patrick Rolink The Big Man of Scottish Comedy. @patrickrolink]

Naw!!

The dream lives on ya bawbag!

[Graham Grant @GrahamGGrant]

🔴 NEW: The independence dream was on life support - and voters pulled the plug on May 7. It’s time for delusional Swinney to accept it’s over. Read my @MailOnlineScot column👇

https://t.co/LG9qedXTUP

#indyref2 #SNP #ScottishElections2026 @DailyMail

[Patrick Rolink The Big Man of Scottish Comedy. @patrickrolink]

It takes one to truly know one 😡

[Ian Murray MP @IanMurrayMP]

Exactly

[Patrick Rolink The Big Man of Scottish Comedy. @patrickrolink]

And like all of them.....you will betray the people..........

But..you will still feel smug about the poverty and inequality because you are exempt from the harsh realities of life !

[Douglas Alexander @D_G_Alexander]

Thank you to all @ScottishLabour candidates, activists, MPs, Councillors & our party staff.

Tomorrow - in the tradition of Smith, Dewar, Cook & Brown - we’re fighting to deliver a better Scotland.

Have pride in our cause, hold your heads high & let’s go & beat the odds (again)

[Patrick Rolink The Big Man of Scottish Comedy. @patrickrolink]

Another bit of paper to wipe my arse with 😡

[Douglas Alexander @D_G_Alexander]

Tomorrow vote to reject Reform, beat the SNP and for the change Scotland needs.

Vote @ScottishLabour