Patrick Roy

Parody Former goaltender in the NHL. I quit on the Habs like my son quit on life.

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

Excited to bring this Avalanche franchise out of the dumps again. #WhyNotUs

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

My new years resolution will be to fix the NHL.

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

@Jeremy_Roenick bone in your filet mignon? I'd question that waiter. Unh! #4cupringsplugmyear

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

@panzarleonard @Eti81 I beatdown Red Wings, ask Chris Osgood.

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

I can't believe the Packers are choking like @Jeremy_Roenick here

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

@dirtyduker The Avalanche are desperate. Jonathan Roy could probably play for them.

[Étienne Roy @Eti81]

@patrickroy Can i get a RT from my idol and the best goaltender that the NHL never got for my birthday please

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

Now that the Remparts choked in game 7, I have a lot of free time on my hand. Their performance reminded me for @Jeremy_Roenick

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

@FightNightatJoe that still hurts. go sharks.

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

@PFerraro42 Your dad is a dick

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

@Crazything69 JR really gets under my skin but he is a good guy

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

@Jeremy_Roenick appears you stuck your foot in your mouth again by the looks of reactions on twitter. Marleau has skills man

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

@Mark_Cuban Great Job today kicking that bastard Kobe out of the playoffs

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

Hey @Jeremy_Roenick I can't hear you tweets because my stanley cup ring plug both my ear

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

I'm not dead. Osama Bin Laden is.

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

Ugh. Ate too much for Christmas dinner. Enjoying football now. Go Cardinals.

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

Been a long time. Sitting back enjoying some #SNF. God I hate Micheal Vick.

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

@L_Inglis_artist stop selling my damn cards.

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

Damn Jonathan will probably lose in court. Sad when your son sucks so bad at life.

[Patrick Roy @patrickroy]

I'm gonna kill Jonathan. Damn musicians.