Patrick

Guinness World Record grower

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

I want to go drink tonight, but I don’t want to feel like shit tomorrow

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

@CeraGibson @tryquinn

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

@wormymcwormersn I’ve given myself blue balls before.

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

Oh no.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

Yes we can. It never stops. Some stores have extremely noisy lighting 😭

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

Hello, Monica Barbaro.

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

@CeraGibson

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

“I hope I don’t fuck this up.”

-me, right before literally every time I’ve fucked up

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

Been a rough 2 weeks with my grandmother. She’s barely eating and can barely speak.

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

@kerionmywayward

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

I love the #WorldCup (of Darts)

[Rita Repulsive @entheoalchemist]

It's the kinda hot out that makes your bulge all balls

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

Don’t tell anyone but I’m about to shave my head bald again.

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

Walked into my favorite eatery to a bar full of dudes belting the Backstreet Boys. I love this place.

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

Who is this woman?

[Rick James @RickJames191954]

Bachelorette party in the front row 👰‍♀️💍💒🤍

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

Turns out, I’m just, like, incredibly sad.

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

@RocketLeague Inverted gripstrides???

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

If my brain was a gorilla

[RT @RT_com]

Famous gorilla Kiyomasa falls into deep contemplation after spat with mate — caught on camera in Japanese zoo

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

Rough fucking weekend in the Short household.

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

What kind of pants are these?

[Jake Woolf @jakewoolf]

It’s only June 6, but Action Bronson may have just dropped the Fit Of The Summer 2026

[Patrick @patrickrshort]

Oh no. I’m in trouble (in love).