patrick

please disregard everything i tweet

[nicolás @workertenant]

imagine risking your life to say literally nothing

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

they're doing shit to kids in hong kong action movies that you wouldn't believe

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding?

Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.

[Trey Ferguson @PastorTrey05]

This one is gonna be hilarious to me until the day they call my time of death

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

I need vibrating panties with the remote lol they on Amazon? Lol

[HMT @HotMusicTakes]

Tech Guy in Movie " Uh You're gonna wanna See this "

* Turns Screen to Action Guy in Movie*

Tech Guy " Theyre Overriding the Mainframe "

Action Guy " Uh in English Four Eyes "

Tech Guy " They Fuckin our Pussys.!! "

Action Guy "Now you're Speakin my Language " *Cocks Gun*

[patrick @patricksalright]

live X feeds sounds like a great way to fill your bar’s tv screens with slurs in all caps

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Polymarket opens the world's first sports bar — but for situation monitoring.

Opening in D.C. this Friday, it includes live 𝕏 feeds, flight radars, Bloomberg terminals, and Polymarket feeds.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

“No to war and Free Palestine”

— Javier Bardem at the Oscars

[patrick @patricksalright]

returned from cdmx to dc two days ago. vibes are palpably worse in every way

[patrick @patricksalright]

marshall henderson hive rise up

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Nobody understands the bond between a boy and the volume-scoring, shot-chucking guard he watched when he was younger

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Opening up the pissed off app to get pissed off as a break from my job where I don’t make that much money

[patrick @patricksalright]

do I get mogged or eat my goyslop

[Alex JER-dun @alexjordanATL]

they're calling it the most reassuring wartime message to the American people of all time

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Look at epstine

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

Your son was made an hero during Operation Leeroy Jenkins. His loss is an epic fail we will hold in our hearts forever

[patrick @patricksalright]

@mattyglesias 👍

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

WATCH: A Waymo vehicle blocked traffic as first responders raced to the Austin bar mass shooting, where three were killed and 14 injured.

[Ali Hashem علي هاشم @Alihashem]

Iranian media now report 40 killed and 48 students injured following the strike on a girls’ elementary school in Minab, as rescue and recovery efforts continue.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Well it’s a good thing Jeffries and Schumer decided to take the weekend off and wait to hold a vote Monday for some reason

[patrick @patricksalright]

@Phil_Lewis_ you dont really see the white DC yuppies in silver spring even though it has some of the best food/coffee/beer around it's actually kinda nice