patrickschmitt

Ich bin hammergeil! Millennial's Dad. Bacon connoisseur. Mud bath devotee. Prone to fits of passion. Finding my way with a sarcastic wit. Opinions always mine.

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@JessicaRosvy Yes

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@MassholeMafia__ I just tossed my entire dinner! Does Mrs. Meatball know?

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@JulieCar94 KRDS #FreeKarenReed #FKR #KRDS

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@Avabelly__ Aren’t ALL servers making the new minimum living wage now? An extra $40 seems overly generous for 2 hours of service to one table.

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@EshaAA33 Yes

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@MeghanMcCain My condolences, positive thoughts and prayers with you Family!

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@Dan_Donovan_17 If a body is found in your front yard expect the police to knock on your door and search your house. If a police officer’s body is found in your front yard expect many police officers to search your house. BTW, no neighbors were questioned either.

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@DoctorTurtleboy If you live in Massachusetts for the safety and wellbeing of you and your family get TF out now while you are free to escape this corrupt shit hole!

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@Matt_Pinner

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Don Vito Corleone to Amerigo Bonasera: "And if by some chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you”. #iranfree #IRAN

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@UK_REPT @Rasmussen_Poll Can we bomb the funerals?

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.@XfinitySupport .@Xfinity So @Xfinity has taken more than 30days to port a new LandLine to my acc and it still has not happened. Tonite @Xfinity has somehow disconnected me from HBOMax and AMC+. And no one you talk to cares. #FAIL #failure

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@ClownWorld All children should be shown this video and educated on the signs of an abuser in school. It is time that males especially are alerted to these batshit crazy females before they encounter one.

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.@XfinitySupport .@Xfinity So @Xfinity now has me locked out of my account. They refuse to authenticate me to make changes to my account. 0.0 customer service is now officially a negative number. I'll be calling VERIZON in the morning. #FAIL #failure

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.@XfinitySupport .@Xfinity Was contacted thru DM by @Xfinity. They verified my account by sending me a text to my cell attached to the account only to respond that I am not an "authorized user" on the account. I am definitely overdue to cut the wire. #FAIL #failure

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@XfinitySupport @Xfinity Another Automated Assistant! I am sorry if my Port Request is not completed today we will be automatically disconnected!

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.@XfinitySupport .@Xfinity I have been trying to port my Landline to Xfinity since 12-16-25. Absolutely 0.0 customer service. I have been a customer for 40 yrs. I am overdue to cut the wire. #FAIL #failure

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@DonutsBaga Damn! Sandra Bollock really has aged.

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@Oh__Cleveland @XfinitySupport This is the useless customer support provided by Xfinity. It is virtually impossible to get a live customer support representative. The AI Assistants will lie to you. Then they automatically cancel your appointments for whatever reason they can create.