Patrick O

Londoner. Gay. Germanophile. Nancy Mitford. EastEnders. Judge Judy. Heathers. Have visited all 50 European countries. All opinions my own. 🏳️‍🌈

[Patrick O @patrickse4]

@BrokenBritain_7 @josephkazUK This drives me INSANE. There are always loads of people waiting for a rare Heathrow train too. Why don’t all trains run to either Heathrow or Reading, do you know?

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@DBofficial125 @NoContextBrits Yes these were an upgrade! You used to have to write the item code on a piece of paper and then queue up, only to have the assistant tell you it was out of stock. At least with these you didn’t have to queue to be told 😂

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@TLRailUK What is wrong with this train? It was showing as being at Bellingham and 7 minutes late on your app just a couple of minutes ago and now it’s just saying “delayed”, but looking like it’s left Catford.

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@thamesclippers What happened to the 1610 service eastbound from Millbank? It was showing as on time and then just disappeared.

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So Phil is having an evening in on his own, which seems to involve takeaway pizza and, judging by that scrunched up tissue, some self-love as well. Did we really need to see this, @bbceastenders? It’s pre-watershed! 😂 #EastEnders

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@LannisterMunk @simpsons_DG Yes, remember McBain broke up a meeting and threw him out a window onto a petrol tanker that exploded. Then a female soldier appeared out of nowhere, says “You certainly broke up that meeting!” and McBain says, “Right now I’m planning another meeting…in bed!” Wonderful stuff.

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Why is Harry’s Barn operating a nightclub in the mid-afternoon? It makes no sense! #EastEnders

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@unikunka And control people’s behaviour. Don’t admit latecomers. Eject anyone on a mobile phone. Chatterers get one warning. I don’t go to the cinema any more because the behaviour is so poor.

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@viavisionent Is there any chance of vol 2 of The Young Doctors any time soon? It’s been four years since vol 1…

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Vinny Panesar survives! What a waste of an explosion. #EastEnders

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Ravi being cuckolded by the Bealemeister is MAGNIFICENT. #EastEnders

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Ian’s wisecracking is top notch tonight! #EastEnders

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Nugget’s optimistic if he thinks Nish is looking down from Heaven. #EastEnders

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Felix in “having a few lines” shock! Why is he still there? #EastEnders

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@Joshstrangehill “This is the dog from Hell!”
“You mean Cerberus?”

This is absolute genius and I’ve been laughing at it ever since that episode aired.

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Surely the Beales/Fowlers have been on the fruit stall since well before the war? I thought Lou’s husband Albert had it and may even have got it from his own father. #EastEnders

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Debbie’s mother is AWESOME. #EastEnders

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No sign of Bianca’s bucket! #EastEnders

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Why are the police calling Cindy “Miss Beale”? She and Ian aren’t married. Wouldn’t she be calling herself Cindy Williams? #EastEnders

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Lauren very optimistic to think Peter would have a chance beating up Junior. #EastEnders