Patrick Elias

Calgary, AB

[Patrick Elias @patricktelias]

6th day of work and I already lose my $55 level. 👌🏻👌🏻

[Patrick Elias @patricktelias]

Till next year my beloved friend the "dome foam" 🙁

[justawildthing @justawildthing]

Playoff hockey is so good.

[Patrick Elias @patricktelias]

I'd say the "Hextie" is the douchiest thing I've seen before.

[ScHoolboy Q @ScHoolboyQ]

Not if all tHis battlesHip sHit crack off HELL FUCKING NAW https://t.co/3a53COCAVw

[Patrick Elias @patricktelias]

Every vehicle that drives by I look hoping it's the UPS truck with my motorcycle parts 😭

[Patrick Elias @patricktelias]

Just fackin obliterated the phone screen

[Patrick Elias @patricktelias]

How clutch is it that my birthday falls on Friday the 24th 😭😊

[Patrick Elias @patricktelias]

Caught Zoey Slippin The Other Day...

[A.A 🔱🔱 @AkiiBabyy]

Happy St.@patricktelias Day! ☘🍀

[Patrick Elias @patricktelias]

Got outright juiced with a man from Cali who owns 10 In-n-Out restaurants lastnight #burgertalk

[Patrick Elias @patricktelias]

Wake up drunk go to sleep fucked up

[Patrick Elias @patricktelias]

I mean AZ is cool as shit but I can't wait to come home and get drunk as fuck with my friends lol

[Patrick Elias @patricktelias]

I deserve this

[Patrick Elias @patricktelias]

Lol this is a realtionship goal??? Ok https://t.co/dbPs1uz8Wj

[Patrick Elias @patricktelias]

If you say "tings" around me expect to get slapped

[Patrick Elias @patricktelias]

Monday, March 6th 2017
7am - Board Westjet Flight 1480 from YYC to PHX.
10:30am - Land in PHX.
12:00pm - Tee off Hole 1.
#fuckmondays

[Patrick Elias @patricktelias]

Metallica documentary on Netflix? Yes please goodnight everyone