Patrick Taylor

Not dead yet. Please clap.

[Patrick Taylor @PatrickVerity]

@SamCoatesSky I wonder why MHCLG will have made a flurry of announcements in the last sitting weeks before the local election purdah? 🤔

[Patrick Taylor @PatrickVerity]

@rob_heighton @TomChivers You have no authority here Bedford Borough Council, no authority whatsoever

[Patrick Taylor @PatrickVerity]

@qikipedia her attempt was an abject and unqualified failure

[Patrick Taylor @PatrickVerity]

@tomhfh BBC Look East soft power victory

[Patrick Taylor @PatrickVerity]

@bwags wre you familiar with the uptight queen barista named JAY

[Patrick Taylor @PatrickVerity]

@BrineWalsh and they're not even that old

[Patrick Taylor @PatrickVerity]

@tomhfh I grew up in the reclaimed fens and let me assure you no one should think they are pleasant pastures green - they are alienating, unnatural agri-industrial eco-deserts maximised for profit. Depressing strip settlements and cash crops, not bucolic villages and hedgerows

[Patrick Taylor @PatrickVerity]

wait... a Keir Starmer evolves from a Michael Gove???

[insane moments in british politics @PoliticsMoments]

Albania displays an AI generated version of Keir Starmer as a baby saying ‘Welcome to Albania’ in front of heads of state and government at the European Political Community summit (2025)

[Regi Fontana @FontanaRegi]

In an effort to make the actors feel less self-conscious, Paul Verhoeven took his own clothes off and shot this scene whilst completely naked. True story.

[Patrick Taylor @PatrickVerity]

@Srirachachau wow. throws the 911 call in a new light, a complex relationship

[Patrick Taylor @PatrickVerity]

watching THE NINTH GATE and boy, Frank Langella sure is wearing glasses in this flick

[mysti 🤠 mole ΘΔ @mysti_mole]

a gay son can cook many stews

[Patrick Taylor @PatrickVerity]

I love when far side is a little obtuse. The beauty of this one is that the quote could be attributed to any character and be amusing in a way you can't quite place

[Far Side Fix @farsidefix]

#thefarside

[Patrick Taylor @PatrickVerity]

I shed a silent tear as my thumb hovers over the great divas, 80s synthpoppers, glam rockers, and art school alumni before landing on This is Portishead

[Patrick Taylor @PatrickVerity]

I DARE call myself a proud gay man and yet here I am skipping 85% of my playlist because the plumber's here. I have more work to do

[ཊལབསརངཧ @David_Rudnick]

one hundred thousand meaningless graphic tee shirt brands and yet noone will open a shop called Garb that sells simple jerkins, tunics, smocks, cloaks, and other essential peasant staples

[Patrick Taylor @PatrickVerity]

*2000 years of Chinese economic hegemony then 500 years of Western hegemony and then the ball just gets rolled back to China

[Maia @maiamindel]

I don't think this is happening but it would be pretty funny pretty funny if you had 400 years of European economic hegemony then 80 years of American hegemony and then the ball gets rolled back to Europe anyways

[Patrick Taylor @PatrickVerity]

Ellen SuiGeneris -- is that anything??

[Patrick Taylor @PatrickVerity]

puny minds without an ounce of integrity. the based shapeshifter can be functionally invisible *and* fly *and* many other additional features e.g. shrink into nooks, live among the woodland creatures, do funny shapes for a bit, look hot

[YouGov @YouGov]

What superpower would Britons most want?

Top 5
1. Invisibility: 19%
2. Flight: 15%
=3. Teleportation: 7%
=3. Time travel: 7%
5. Healing powers: 6%

Full list in chart 👇, link in following tweets

[James @jhallwood]

Historic power move to get a Bishop of Rome to offer felicitations for the marriage of divorced British royals.