Patrick Wilson

long walks on the beach suck :/ #icecold #trill

[Patrick Wilson @patrickw157]

I got sorted into Ravenclaw on #pottermore https://t.co/unFBpG5WUh

[Patrick Wilson @patrickw157]

If coronavirus has taught me anything it’s that no one knew how to properly wash their hands before this.

[Patrick Wilson @patrickw157]

Thinking about the astronauts specifically those Interstellar who spent how many years on that spaceship quarantined.

[Patrick Wilson @patrickw157]

Thank you @quinnxcii for getting me through the last three years on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped https://t.co/j01Spu0yyX

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

Best thing about this is him re-distributing it. Thanks, Piers! https://t.co/N8fmIlqRzC

[Patrick Wilson @patrickw157]

Did the founding fathers have New York or British accents? #EarlyNightThoughts

[Patrick Wilson @patrickw157]

@nora_mcnulty But he almost broke your foot

[Patrick Wilson @patrickw157]

Pepper jack cheese can fmu

[Patrick Wilson @patrickw157]

"Country music is the worst, no offense Katy Perry." - small child at the pool

[Patrick Wilson @patrickw157]

@riseofthetyson TODAY IS SAD MY LIFE IS IN SHAMBLES AND HERE I AM YELLING ON TWITTER.

[Patrick Wilson @patrickw157]

@riseofthetyson I MEANT JUSTIN SORRY

[Patrick Wilson @patrickw157]

Just cancels his tour 19 days before I'm supposed to see him. #THANKSOBAMA

[sugar tits @rubenthefluffy]

EVERYONE BETTER START SHARING THIS SHIT AND SPREAD THE WORD WE SAVING THIS MF LOOK HOW CUTE A VAQUITA IS https://t.co/LiGCoouvI4

[Patrick Wilson @patrickw157]

Why has taking a picture of your hand holding a beer become a thing?

[Patrick Wilson @patrickw157]

Can you please call the other goodwill and see if they have a pair in stock. Thx

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

As fate would have it, my pizza-making class in Italy goes awry, so the chef saves me by turning it into a calzone.

[DrakeBell.ethᵍᵐ @DrakeBell]

To start your week here is an otter kissing a goat...you're welcome...🐐

[Bradd Jaffy @BraddJaffy]

Good news. Puppy who flunked out of the police dog academy for being too friendly got a new job—greeting visitors. https://t.co/LLErAZcaFr