Patrick Wall

just a productive degenerate. life’s a garden & you’re a hoe👨🏻‍🌾

[$ @Hnzdz]

I wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in middle school

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

April flew by like 4 hoes in a Nissan

[MAKANAKI @blackbhoy_]

Putting your phone away while having a conversation with someone.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

I talk a lot of shit for someone who has no idea what his blood type is.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

(Responding to a friend who just said something insanely stupid) thats fair

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

[erin chack @ErinChack]

please don't celebrate april fools' day if you're not a fool ❤️ my culture is not your costume

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

if u know what limewire is ur knees probably pop when you stand up

[morg @morg_alexx]

me & who

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

roses are red
paper is white

[Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx]

DAMN!

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Vegetables: “We need to be stored in special conditions with ideal humidity and temperature.”

Potatoes: