patrick crosby

Keybase. Founder of StatHat ( Previously CTO @ okcupid.

[patrick crosby @patrickxb]

We've been on hold with @Vanguard_Group for over 3.5 hours trying to do a wire transfer. Our money is trapped...

[CDC @CDCgov]

CDC accepted the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices’ (ACIP) recommendation that children ages 5–11 be vaccinated against #COVID19.

The COVID-19 vaccine authorized for this group is over 90% effective at preventing COVID-19.

More: https://t.co/cX2X5nMnsCDC accepted the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices’ (ACIP) recommendation that children ages 5–11 be vaccinated against #COVID19.

The COVID-19 vaccine authorized for this group is over 90% effective at preventing COVID-19.

More: https://t.co/cX2X5nMnsCDC accepted the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices’ (ACIP) recommendation that children ages 5–11 be vaccinated against #COVID19.

The COVID-19 vaccine authorized for this group is over 90% effective at preventing COVID-19.

More: https://t.co/cX2X5nMns7

[patrick crosby @patrickxb]

@harper Many nasty earwigs make Oscar’s nose itch crazily

[patrick crosby @patrickxb]

Pancakes and rapid covid tests. The new Saturday morning tradition.

[patrick crosby @patrickxb]

@harper I like https://t.co/SihWNrY4eJ thanks!

[patrick crosby @patrickxb]

@natekontny https://t.co/b5QDdCS75y

[Andy Slavitt Archived @aslavitt46]

NEW: Pfizer submits EUA for children 12-15.

[Pin Young 🎙📽🎻🏳️‍🌈🌊 @PinYoungActor]

My tenant who rents my guest house told his friends to break into my house. They broke a bunch of shit but thankfully weren't successful in occupying it, and I got out in time. His lease is up on January 20th anyway, so should I let him finish up his lease or kick him out now?

[Evan Miller @EvMill]

There's a meme going around stats Twitter that "Biden's vote tallies violate Benford's Law", implying numerical fabrication of some sort. Gather round folks, it's time for another stats lesson...

[Laurie Garrett @Laurie_Garrett]

I've said it before, but it bears repeating. There is one place in the world where a map of #COVID19 cases & deaths reveals a straight line, with a huge amount of disease on one side, very little on the other.
Where? The 3000+ mile border US/#Canada
It's stark.
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[Sir Mo @moreki_mo]

I swear we are fighting two pandemics
Covid 19 and Stupidity

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Parenting during a quarantine is easy. It’s having the media second guess you every night before bedtime that's the hard part. #ParentalPostgame

[Daniel W. Drezner @dandrezner]

Between young people deciding to frequent bars and boomers believing they’re bulletproof is it possible that the generation treating #COVID19 with the most sincere level of concern is... Gen X?!

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

Republicans made a bet that they could stick a moronic incompetent in the Oval Office and get their preferred policy outcomes without cost. They lost, and now the bill is coming due.

[patrick crosby @patrickxb]

I don't know how this only has 75k views: https://t.co/iNmfht1ECb

[patrick crosby @patrickxb]

@natekontny Maybe required by law to post a job opening?

[Jared Palmer @jaredpalmer]

when your team gets assigned a "10x engineer"

[MIT CSAIL @MIT_CSAIL]

Left: MIT computer scientist Katie Bouman w/stacks of hard drives of black hole image data.

Right: MIT computer scientist Margaret Hamilton w/the code she wrote that helped put a man on the moon.

(image credit @floragraham)

#EHTblackhole #BlackHoleDay #BlackHole

[Tamy Emma Pepin @TamyEmmaPepin]

Congratulations to Katie Bouman to whom we owe the first photograph of a black hole ever. Not seeing her name circulate nearly enough in the press.

Amazing work. And here’s to more women in science (getting their credit and being remembered in history) 💥🔥☄️