Patience Teboe

• she/her • Osni Ponca 🦬• DWU ‘22🐯• lover of gators 🐊 • wannabe author ✍🏽 • tweets & opinions are my own, not those of my employer •

[Patience Teboe @patriece_tebor]

Wow, I really broke a generational cycle today 😳😏👩🏽‍🎓

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"i’ll do it when i get home"
Me when I get home:

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

We broke while making triple what our parents made.

[kendall @internetfairie]

honestly once i get over my burnout, depression, creative block, doomscrolling addiction, tendency to over intellectualize & avoidant behaviors then you’ll see

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Welp. Now we have an even better metaphor for this presidency.

[Gail 🦩 @nonsothegirlx]

“X (formerly Twitter)”

You mean Twitter (currently X)?

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

[Clementine 🤨🪶🕊🌊💙 People over Profits @is_branham2]

@bennyjohnson Hypocrite

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

how it feels when someone treats you like a soul to be understood instead of a problem to be solved

[limz @limizms]

Let me regulate my nervous system and i’ll get back to u

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

Putting wheels on this cross to bear is the best possible metaphor for American Evangelicalism

[Bela @TorturedTopher]

Why are they letting their kids identify as someone they weren't born as?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“finally a day off”

my day off:

[Kendra Middleton @KendraMiddleton]

Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets a PHD 🗣️

[‏۟ @crashmymind]

even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

[Covie @covie_93]

Weird how Republicans can link Tylenol to autism with no evidence but can't see the link between guns and mass shootings despite a mountain of evidence.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Girls, normalize saying "this isn't how I want to be loved for the rest of my life" & move on. You're literally someone's dream girl. Don't settle

[Kristen @Kica333]

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.