Dr Pat, MD

Writer/jokester/etc.
@patr2016

[Dr Pat, MD @PatRiesterer]

I think this place is fundamentally evil so I will be off of here for at least a month. Also it's killing my creative output. There's a link to my writing in my bio- weekly posts there. Ok bye!

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Society when Betty Boop premiered:

[Dr Pat, MD @PatRiesterer]

Just looked up jobs based on my enneagram and this website genuinely said "AirBnb host"....

[Sam Robinson @samueljrob]

Hearing a bipartisan “He’s not even from here” when talking to people about Pete Buttigieg ever being a statewide candidate in Michigan.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

Iowans not even 10 days into his new term:

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

If you watch Merlin and take a shot every time someone who’s been in Doctor who appears you will die

[David Eggert @DavidEggert00]

State Sen. Mallory McMorrow, D-Royal Oak, is taking a look at both the U.S. Senate race and the governor's race in 2026. #mileg #misen #migov

[sneep @sneepsnorp3d]

shoebill birdwatcher marveling at small bird with wonderment and whimsy, bafflement

[tyson brody @tysonbrody]

Poly HHS. Gay Treasury. Alcoholic Defense. Neurodiverse DOGE. Wokest admin ever.

[Hit Signal @hitsignal]

Producer D’mile talks about working on “Die With A Smile” with Lady Gaga:

“She got to the studio between 11 p.m. and midnight. And she did something that I’d never seen an artist do before: After hearing the song, she wanted to write out the sheet music. So we showed her what the chords were, and she wrote them out. After that, she got on the piano to play and sing, just to get the feel of it. And then we cut it right then and there. It was just so cool to see someone like her bring out a pen and paper and actually write out the chart.”

[jake 🥀🐀 @jaketheratboy]

Gaga herself has received my order, you better werk Stefani

[Tom Hatfield @WordMercenary]

In British journalism if you reveal the sex crimes of a powerful man you have to apologise afterwards and say you didn't really mean it.

[Craig Mauger @CraigDMauger]

Michigan Lt. Gov. Garlin Gilchrist seriously considering a campaign for the U.S. Senate, source close to him says.

[Dr Pat, MD @PatRiesterer]

@werewolfblake Correct

[Samaria @samariajdavis_]

the second they turn the power out and we gotta hunt for food i’m done fr i don’t got it in me