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I'm so prog I listen to concept albums on shuffle

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@ForgotWeapons In the UK you often go on a hike to get to the plane. In Poland you aren't allowed to walk even if you're right next to the terminal so you have to get on a bus that drives via Czech 🤣

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@rwiutcau @paxangloceltae The exact same argument applies to cars, but we still expect them to stop for pedestrians. Why are cyclists excused from following the highway code?

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@barbicanman1 @paxangloceltae @realhansard The ones with flashing lights are Pelican crossings. Zebra crossings are just road markings. Traffic is required to stop at both to let pedestrians cross.

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@frogein The most shocking part is how much M&Ms cost. It's a tiny bag, how is that over a dollar, let alone multiple dollars 👀

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@BillWiIdin Lmao, tips are for good service. Merely bringing the food to the table is literally the job description. Anything above and beyond that is deserving of a tip. How much of a tip depends on how much above and beyond the server goes.

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@archer_rs He "won a massive majority" because people protested against the conservatives. He got fewer votes than Corbyn, who lost the election he stood in. It's incredibly disingenuous to suggest that Starmer had the support of the British people, he won because the Tories were so bad

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@LibbyTard17 >places in Scotland
You know Hogwarts isn't actually real, right?

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@JazzTheJourno @TeresaH34036815 We want the law applied equally to all. Why do you think you deserve special treatment?

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@SarahCoombesWB Dumbest thing I've ever read. Personally I think everyone should be able to carry a knife, but to have different rules applied to different people is insane. Either everyone gets them, or nobody does. It's not hard.

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@dissidentwest Look Who's Back (Er Ist Wieder Da)

Hitler has never looked so good 🫡

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@A_Anonsson @dissidentwest 100%
I watched it expecting 2 hours of feminist lecturing and ended up really enjoying it

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@TateTheTalisman @Bushra1Shaikh PiS let in more non-european immigrants while they were in power than the previous government. They're all talk, much like the Conservative party in the UK.

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@D_Tarczynski Remind me how many brown people PiS let into Poland while they were in power? Globalist cuck

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@lu_cs2 @Sk1tzar_ @PandaKingEX Story and standout missions maybe, but the controls are archaic.

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@Sk1tzar_ @PandaKingEX GTA 4 is far better than 5

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@TheCinesthetic It's only a plot twist if you slept through the rest of the films. There's nothing subtle about the writing in the Hunger Games movies, they practically spend the entire last movie telling you Coin is going to become the next Snow. The biggest plot twist was the random zombies 🤣

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@narindertweets @JeremyClarkson I haven't heard you denouncing the rape of Nanking by the Japanese. Sounds suspiciously like endorsement to me.

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There's only one clock I trust

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BREAKING: The “Doomsday Clock” has moved to 85 seconds to midnight, the closest it’s ever been.

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@MrJamesMay Diesel cars are more exciting than electric cars, but only just.