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#freepalestine 🇵🇸

[jessie @patrolwasp]

New reality show where 10 contestants are dropped on a small Hawaiian island and Ezra Miller hunts them for sport

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If TikTok was around in the 90s people would have been making fan edits of Niles Crane

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Just visited Iowa. What the fuck are they doing?

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@BobTheRatReborn Cast. Not “casted”

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I want to show this in a theatre in 1896

[katie @spongebobfan360]

wow.... is this real??

[jessie @patrolwasp]

Australia, but only in Gundagai

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Of the possible bids for the 2038 World Cup listed by Wikipedia, who would be the best hosts?

[jessie @patrolwasp]

I hate conventions. Shit could’ve been an email

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@WalrusBot77 @Marrowmoiselle Yea that makes sense

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Bro thinks he did something

[jessie @patrolwasp]

Why the fuck is Stephen King on twitter talking about the duck song

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[jessie @patrolwasp]

What is Zohran Mamdani’s plan to rename MI New York and give them a permanent home ground?

[jessie @patrolwasp]

Those Beatles movies should have applause breaks for people like Billy Preston the way No Way Home did for Andrew Garfield

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Hey it sucks Oliver Tree exploded or whatever but let’s not start pretending he made good music

[jessie @patrolwasp]

It’s time for an Irish doctor

[Doctor Who Universe @DoctorWhoWorld_]

Who would you cast as the next doctor?

[jessie @patrolwasp]

Hit the pog #realgamer

[gifs but slightly faster @gifsbut]

happy patrick playing video game

[jessie @patrolwasp]

I can’t even fathom what Absolute Doctor Fate is gonna look like

[jessie @patrolwasp]

What is a knick anyway

[jessie @patrolwasp]

@phxsunz25 We don’t acknowledge them unless they do something good

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@sodazerosugar Put my dick in that thang

[jessie @patrolwasp]

Nothing else to do down here

[Jahn @perpetuallonerr]

australians are insane. how are they good at almost every sport