David Suarez

Fearless leader of the N.C.A.

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

I made the List! Here's the flyer. June 20th. Back in Long Island. @ The Beach House https://t.co/ISjZJu0OeU

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

Don't know if you could tell but as a @nyjets fan, I was really excited for the draft. @ Stand Up NY https://t.co/V13knoBwPu

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

Rest in Peace Chucho. I'm glad I got to see you one more time in Miami. @ Miami, Florida https://t.co/pXdlRBp7Oq

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

Coming at you real soon. David's. 76 Forsyth. Lower East Side. @ Lower East Side Manhattan https://t.co/YtTMhzzIYS

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

Pretty dope night at the @friars_club @ Friars Club https://t.co/KQDg26wxpx

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

Friday! It's April Fool's! And I'll be hosting at the Friar's Club! 7pm doors, 8pm show and no cover! Message to rsvp tix! #friars #newcomicallstars #nca @ Friars Club https://t.co/Ok8Uko55qd

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

These last few years have me all protested out. If you want me to contribute going forward I ask you make it a sit in. Enough with the standing

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

Awesome time. @ Gabriel Kreuther https://t.co/qu8rSJ3wdb

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

Chef's table @ Gabriel Kreuther https://t.co/2NxE28xu4f

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

Been saying #nfl is rigged. #MiamiDolphins owner Stephen Ross offered 100k per loss to coach Flores. #fanduel class action lawsuit next? #flores #giants #sportsbetting

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

ITS A TRAP! GUYS DO NOT WATCH SATC ON HBO! THERES NO SEX. ITS JUST DEATH. ALL DEATH. ON MY 2ND BOX OF TISSUES AND THEY AINT HAPPY TISSUES! #SATCNextChapter #hbo #sexandthecity #AndJustLikeThat

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

Had to bring it for @marcanthony @ The Comic Strip Live https://t.co/5Ja4BSgOhv

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

Smh. Can't even win in a spelling bee. https://t.co/MBNm9sqdRL

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

About right #nyjets https://t.co/Q6cRw0WyxP

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

@BetMGMSupport @BetMGM This is some straight up bullshit.

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

Tonight I'll be rocking the Island with @angelsalazarchichi - As he would say, "Come check it out!" Tix via https://t.co/lK9gYp8q9V @ Governor's Comedy Clubs https://t.co/xkaNZrgBJQ

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

Coming back to Long Beach! This July 5th! @ The Beach House https://t.co/6a0kYULNvl

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

Lining up my putt like a pro. https://t.co/rQP9wdWpz6

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

1962 Cadillac Deville. https://t.co/WKrVm5K0mp

[David Suarez @patronSuarez]

Should I go with the High-tops and the Escalade? Or the Loafers and the Lowrider? #dontbeamenace https://t.co/PnGki4ZVKV