July Taverner

crack whores make for great fucks

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“The Lord made me a little stupid because he knew if I could spell I’d be onstoppolbe”

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“Corded earbuds is a green flag”-JH

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“We made this policy so you as NCOs can break the law” -CSM

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I’m giving you the ingredients you make the mofuckin pasta -CSM

[Fred’s Farm | Herbal Wellness 🌿 @FredsFarm247]

Dude breaks down the grocery store in 2 mins👇🏽

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Hey @grok who is the Christ ?

[Stiff Socks Podcast @stiff_socks]

Try not to laugh

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Is Jesus Christ your Nigga? 🙌

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Congrats to George Floyd. 5 years sober!

[MatrixMysteries @MatrixMysteries]

“The poison was never forced — it was offered gently, until you forgot it was poison at all.” – Mark Twain

A Thread Exposing the Everyday Lies and Propaganda We’ve Been Sold🧵

1. The Sun Never Lied. Sunscreen Did

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I been docking since I was 15

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Can’t appreciate the top if you on start at the bottom

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Nothing too it but to do it -RR

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Only things that happen quick at the bank are deposits and robberies

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“If you can’t fix it with a hammer and a nail then its probably an electrical issue”
-MARTIN

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

I have been reminded that the Taliban has rollerblade units that patrol the streets

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“I look good from afar, but I’m far from good looking” David