Jesse James

Father of Bunny. Songwriter, pacifist. Trapped in time, surrounded by evil, low on gas.

[Jesse James @patronhaint]

@Halo This challenge is stupid and makes people play backwards

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I’d make Spotify take my music off but where else would I get 2 plays a month

[Jesse James @patronhaint]

@JamesGunn is out here just making everything Marvel’s done on Disney+ look like trash with #PEACEMAKER … hope they’re taking notes on how to make a compelling show with a 30-40ish minute runtime. (Note 1: hire a master and let him go ham)

[Jesse James @patronhaint]

@WCGamingTweets Heroes of the Storm

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@backstreetsmag Somewhere in the real timeline, Bruce is still on tour and he and Patti are working up “Paradise By the Dashboard Light” with the band right now

[Jesse James @patronhaint]

*puts “I Would Do Anything For Love” on repeat*
*breaks off the knobs*
#RIPMeatLoaf

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@jmusedrums @JasonIsbell This… does not suck

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Well this game works wonderfully @Halo @HaloSupport #stillinbeta #HaloInfinite

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@Xbox_SUPERFAN @Halo @rockstarenergy Why would I buy that when I could get two armor coatings for the same price tho

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@StephenKing Nah, King. He backed into the knives he already knew were out.

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@newschannelnine It’s trash

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@Halo Please don’t spend money on this. You’re only encouraging the ridiculous price gouging. We can’t complain about it if y’all keep spending $20 on f&#$ing cat ears

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@JamieMoranUK Dude Infinite is great, but come on— the OG Halo was the best story. It was self-contained, complete and managed to be mysterious without being incomprehensible.

Reach was arguably even better.

[Jesse James @patronhaint]

@jmusedrums @CraanLion Happy birthday Roots!!

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@tunadonut 🤯
I was sure to specifically ban this exact scenario in our vows

[Jesse James @patronhaint]

@WRCB What a horrible turd of a man

[Jesse James @patronhaint]

@StevieVanZandt The zeal with which Kurt Russell plays Santa is so admirable. It would be so easy for an actor of his caliber to just phone it in, but he leans in so hard that he almost single-handedly makes it a must-watch-every-year Christmas movie.

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Like I guess they blew their budget on sets and costumes (which are dope) and had to do the special effects with crayons or something.

And Loial. Oooooof

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#TheWheelOfTime kinda sucks and it makes me super sad

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@nowthisnews Who fucking cares