ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ

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ɪ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ꜱᴏ ʜᴀʀᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴇᴛ—
ᴡʜʏ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ɪᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇɴᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ…
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[࣪ ⟢˘ ᅟ 𝖔͟de ᅟ to ᅟ the ᅟ ‍𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐬. ‍ ‍ᅟ @godabhor]

what do you want to be when you grow up? / kind.

[ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ @patronofbleed]

@myheartsdarling / thanks a bunch!
luckily it's sunday so i can chill otherwise i'd probably die by now hehe...

[ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ @patronofbleed]

/ woke up with a mild headache

i'll get to replies later once it's gone-

[𝐸ris — Safety Capt. @kismetbullets]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀[ PINNED. ]

[ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ @patronofbleed]

/ chat, is archived good

[ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ @patronofbleed]

i-it's fine, really .

i don't want to bother you too much, i'm sure you have more important stuff to do .

[. ˢᵗʳᶦᶜᵗ & 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵. @strictlapathy]

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shall you request it , i may be able to find the time to properly educate you to the basics of cooking.

https://t.co/pPXmQ1PFdB

[ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ @patronofbleed]

@minorbestiafera / beaming heath into the library

[ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ @patronofbleed]

( h-huh ?
it's over . . . ? her head went blank five minutes in . head still spinning though . . . )

i-i understand .
i just wanted to try something new but i guess i'm not built to be a cook . . .

[. ˢᵗʳᶦᶜᵗ & 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵. @strictlapathy]

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-and this is why i believe you should be kept away from the kitchen.
i shall make a note to angela about that request.

> the lecture is finally over .ᐟ after a good ten minutes . . .

https://t.co/UZJKUVeoXi

[ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ @patronofbleed]

@myheartsdarling / stay safe please 🙏

[ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ @patronofbleed]

( oh no, her head is spinning . . .
she's regretting a lot of things right now . . .

but even so, she just nods along as he continues to list out the many problems with this dish that she made . . . )

[. ˢᵗʳᶦᶜᵗ & 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵. @strictlapathy]

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to start off , both of the ingredients making up this dish appear raw. and mixing seafood with chicken , while raw , could cause a great health hazard.

https://t.co/KLjg6avUPG

[ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ @patronofbleed]

e-eh !?

wh ? i didn't do anything wrong !

[𝙇𝙞𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘿𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧 : 𝘼𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙡𝙖 @ofpoemsunstrung]

okay.

now i am more worried.

[ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ @patronofbleed]

@EEcliptus / your artstyle is truly something else

and someone is definitely going to ask for this so i'll be the first to do so, maybe another one but with outis?

[EclipseEcliptus @EEcliptus]

sshmmael

[Kerubii @Kerubii22]

The Contemplator of Disparity::Binah

[ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ @patronofbleed]

you really don't have to, yesod . . .

i know what's wrong with it already . . . ( 😔 )

[. ˢᵗʳᶦᶜᵗ & 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵. @strictlapathy]

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there are several things wrong with this dish , and i do believe we would be here for hours were i to start listing them off.

https://t.co/eVqyNkW3V1

[ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ @patronofbleed]

i'll keep that in mind the next time i prepare a dish . . .

do you perhaps know how to cook . . . ? if so, could you give me some pointers ?

[＊ ׅ 𝑐𝐚𝑡𝐡𝐞𝐫𝑖𝑛𝐞 @myheartsdarling]

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ㅤyes... that's the spirit—.ᐟ err.. try not to make the stuffing seafood...

ㅤbest to cook octopus and chicken as their own separate meals..
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[ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ @patronofbleed]

i'll be in your care then . . .

sorry for bothering you with something like this . . .

[ᅠᅠ𝄄ᅠᅠᜧ𝖾𝗋𝗍꯭𝗂𝗀𝗈ᅠ◌Ⳋ𝅄 @wineandgrief]

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ㅤㅤi can help you.

ㅤㅤi used to cook sometimes﹐too. you know... gastronomy is also an art...
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[ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ @patronofbleed]

a-angela !?

my sanity is completely fine, just so you know !

[𝙇𝙞𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘿𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧 : 𝘼𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙡𝙖 @ofpoemsunstrung]

I worry for your sanity.

[ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ @patronofbleed]

i-i thought the octopus would shrink after i cooked them but seems like that wasn't the case . . .

i'll try a different type of stuffing next time, maybe that will work !

[＊ ׅ 𝑐𝐚𝑡𝐡𝐞𝐫𝑖𝑛𝐞 @myheartsdarling]

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ㅤwhathefuckisTHHAAAt's a start... .ᐟ

ㅤehem... it's a wondeeful attempt but i just think the... taste of octopus and chicken wouldn't... mix well...
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