Patricia Dimaano

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[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

Even he knows what's up. Sana sila rin na nasa Pilipinas talaga nakatira

[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

Sabi pa ng Vietnamese boyfriend ko, "The Philippines is like Olivia Rodrigo's song that goes like 'One step forward, three steps back'" 💀

[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

Naiinis ako sa mga friends ko na bbm supporters. Ang dami nilang shine-share na fake news na ang sarap i-correct pero naisip ko, sayang lang din energy ko kaya wag na lang

[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

@mcherise_ Hmm.. umutang ka rin sa kanila na same amount ng inutang nila sayo then pag pumayag sila, wag mong bayaran. You got your money back 🤣��

[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

Nakakabitin yung season 5 ng Black Mirror. Almost a year kong inabangan tapos 3 episodes lang?? Nakakainis 😭

[Millennial Doktora @MillennialMD]

Me: “kuya magkano po?”

Patient: “onse”

My conyo ass:

[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

Nakakatakot tanggalin nung screen protector ko na basag-basag 😂😂 baka pagtanggal ko yung screen pala ng phone ko yung may basag

[Halamans Of Manila @HalamansOfMnl]

the older i get, the more i realize, there's no timeline for everything, you make your own, the only thing that you should be worried about is if you are happy with how things are going on with your life, no matter how slow.

[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

Never feel bad for leaving a job with employers who think you're just dispensable no matter how hard you work for them. They don't care about you. Why should you?

[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

So somebody said "Thank you" to me and I was thinking whether to say "You're welcome" or "No problem" but I said "You're problem" instead. 🙃

Kill me rn

[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

They remind me of the Santa Clarita Diet clams from Japopo's 😨😰

[Eric Bischoff @EBischoff]

WTF??? https://t.co/EwviKLwxm5

[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

I know it's extra af, but I really want a skincare fridge 🥺

[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

Then complains about why they haven't been to good places in Texas. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

*Take a 30 minute drive (25 km) without traffic to Dallas to go eat at a good restaurant

My family: 🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♀️

*Spend at least an hour in heavy traffic in the PH just to go to the nearest mall that is 5 km away

My family: 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♀️

Me:

[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

Waiting game

[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

@johndimaano12 😏

[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

My pimple is so annoying 😓 Go away! You don't belong here

[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

I don't know what to eat tomorrow. Kinda torn between bibimbap or poke bowl 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

I've got 7 lbs. of kimchi in the fridge waiting for me tomorrow. I'm so excited to eat it and that's all I think about all night. 😊😋

[Patricia Dimaano @patsdimaano]

I have waited for this!! I'm so excited!! 😬

[Black Mirror @blackmirror]

You should've seen it coming. https://t.co/E5bYvVJjik