TheRealPatsyStone

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"What is the name of the town you got the hell out of when you graduated from high school?"
https://t.co/GKf8QMb95b

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

Someone tell the cunt who's been in charge for the last 13 years

[TheRealPatsyStone @patsy_real]

It's never lupus

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

me to my friends during the opening credits of the medical drama House

[MOSLEY. @MCMosley]

You're offered $100k to recite 90% of a movie. What movie are you choosing? 🎥

[Pitbull @pitbull]

The biggest room in the world is room for improvement.

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely chugged your Eggo Brunch in a Jar Appalachian Sippin’ Cream

[TheRealPatsyStone @patsy_real]

We all saw Wild Things

[Kevin Bacon @kevinbacon]

Any suggestions on how to cook this?

[TheRealPatsyStone @patsy_real]

GAWD I still love her (MY President) and yes, Biden is old, but that just means President Harris and if you have a problem with either of those statements, well then, you need to take a look at yourself

[The Briefing with Jen Psaki @PsakiBriefing]

“She’s the first woman. She’s the first woman of color. She’s the first daughter of immigrants. So there will definitely be a lot more scrutiny… I think she’s done a much better job than she gets credit for.”

@HillaryClinton on a Biden-Harris ticket.

[The Veg Doc (She/Her) Ⓥ @thevegdoc]

Well played

[TheRealPatsyStone @patsy_real]

Her job is hand

[Acyn @Acyn]

Boebert: I went on a date night in I am a congresswoman and a public figure but believe it or not, I am human too. As a mother of four boys and a grandmother to a beautiful grandson, that's my first job before anything else and my priority.

[John Moe @johnmoe]

I couldn’t attend the funeral but I did send several Monkees impersonators, all of whom were professionals.
It was important to pay Mickey Dolenzes.

[TheRealPatsyStone @patsy_real]

Considering the Conservative plan is to destroy the planet while bankrupting the British people

[Reuters @Reuters]

Britain's interior minister Suella Braverman said the country needed to take a pragmatic approach to reaching net zero because it could not ‘save the planet by bankrupting the British people’ https://t.co/Vedtd61Mrm

[Donna Brazile @donnabrazile]

I’m fine with Biden’s age because I’m fine with a President Harris. https://t.co/9e9xJv7Bm3

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"The bed frame could be sturdier. The kitchen counter could be sturdier. The patio furniture could be sturdier. The bathroom sink could be sturdier. The refrigerator is surprisingly sturdy—no complaints there!"
https://t.co/orH3A5lplr

[TheRealPatsyStone @patsy_real]

Who's gonna tell him?

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

"These blonde siblings are banging in an attic. Enjoy 6th grade you little latchkey goblins!"