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Married to my best friend for 39 years. Dogs cause people suck. Retired.

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@KandissTaylor Nipple

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@KandissTaylor Sounds like you're talking about the orange pedophile Ripple mutilator.

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@Amy_Siskind A page from Putin's playbook.

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@PhilSledge Li'l guy. Wild rabbit who thinks he's a pet!

[Team Servicerottie🇨🇦🐕‍🦺🦽 @servicerotties]

🐾🫎 Oh look, my baby brother Kenji the Giant Mooseweiler is out here in the parking lot “training” like he’s not 80% flailing moose legs and 20% derpy golden retriever brain 🐾😂

Weaving around pylons with his dinner-plate paws, sits that actually held for once (miracle status: unlocked), and call fronts that were... vaguely in the same province as straight. I’m just over here cackling: “Bless this chaotic walking pork roast, he’s really out here attempting big boy rally skills with all the grace of a moose on roller skates.” 🤣❤️

For the non-dog nerds: CKC Novice Rally Obedience is a fun, sign-guided team adventure with heeling, sits, some flashy turns, and maneuvers like pylon weaves and spirals. Points get docked for crooked sits, slow responses, and any time the leash gets tight. And you can't eat the judge. It's the perfect starter level for oversized puppies like my giant moose baby to learn to work around major distraction like a couple hundred dogs and crowds of humans. But fair warning! It levels up HARD. Advanced is off leash and includes a jump and food/toy distractions, Excellent adds things like moving downs and stands with the handler continuing on and giving cues from a distance, and Master level? That’s where the real chaos legends earn their stripes (ask me how I know 😏).

Yep, your girl Chesnyy has her Master Rally title and has been named Top Rally Obedience Rottweiler in Canada TWICE. No pressure, Kenji… just don’t turn the trial into a full-on moose meltdown and embarrass the family bloodline, okay big guy?

We’re hoping to get this oversized disaster into a real trial later this summer if he can manage to fit his ego through the in gate. 😂

Who else is out there training a furry ball of chaos on paws? Drop your funny training fails, wins, or “what the fluff is my dog doing?” moments below! I need the laughs (and moral support) while I supervise this future master... or magnificent moose-flop!

Retweet if you think Kenji will be ready for trials this summer!

🎥 Proof he can actually do things!

#BabyRottieKenji #ServiceRottieLife #RallyObedience #KenjiTheMooseweiler #ChesnyyTheLegend #RottweilerTraining #MooseOnAMission

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@acacia_clement Congratulations to Tawny Port! Always bet him. Go to Melbourne!

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@JamesTate121 Epstein

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@LewTurner Lew, is there a scientific explanation for the gnats being so bad this year? You know, the dog a$$ gnats. Thanks.

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@Han38499336Eric @KandissTaylor Right over her head.

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@Baloowiththebr1 SuzyQ is pawdorable!

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@PhilSledge SuzyQ approves of this message.

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@KandissTaylor None of the above.

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@Suzierizzo1 1

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@strategywoman So sorry, Yara. Disgusting the USA government has deserted you all.

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@borerja @KandissTaylor Xi throwing serious shade with the parting gift of rose seeds!

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@KandissTaylor It was pretty damned red when it was on fire.

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@MikeBales Chocolate Soldier!

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@KandissTaylor Will you work to expose who wants will be getting rich from the proposed data center in Brantley? People have their suspicions and how the fires are related.

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@PhilSledge SuzyQ looking for rascally rabbits.

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@KandissTaylor @okefenokee Playing dress-up while Brantley sifts through the ashes.