Kristina Muzzey

Champion wing eater, Runner, cat lady, amateur chef and baker, daughter, friend and aunt, Shipt shopper

[Kristina Muzzey @pattentastic]

https://t.co/Kletl3xjHD Check out this family friendly event!! #MyACFR

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary can we just say Twitterversary?

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What do you think is going through the minds of birds that hangout at the airport?

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No Unity, No Peace
Know Unity, Know Peace
🇺🇸❤️🤍💙☮️ #InaugurationDay #equality #justice #unity #democracy

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@Music1996Man So beautiful!! I always wished the same for my parents. Can the wedding be live tweeted for us all to have a collective sobfest? 💜💖💘

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I just found a bag of groceries in the back of the 4Runner. From Wednesday. 😳 Thank goodness for non-perishables. 🥔🥓

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@NewsLordTM But they work as an amazing substitute for fertilizer. 😳

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@NewsLordTM Omg!! Yes!! Heading over now!!

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At least she wasn’t eating a footlong corn dog. https://t.co/Tdg3rSftFy

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Like our live shot? https://t.co/78MOyySbJJ

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@NewsLordTM is it coincidence that opening night of the fair is 1st responder night? You know, in case anything breaks?

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@NewsLordTM 😂😂

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@ESPNCFB seriously, these announcers at the #UFvsVANDY game are killing me? "If the Gators pull this out?" STFU and GTFO!!

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@espn is it really that hard to talk about @FloridaGators while announcing one of their games?

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@NewsLordTM Or just go to @Target

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@NewsLordTM If you could somehow turn it into gasoline, you could make a fortune!!

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This massage chair at the nail salon is trying to squeeze me to death! #idontwanttodiethisway

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@NewsLordTM 😂😂😂

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@NewsLordTM Rectum?! He dang near killed 'em!!! Lol!!'

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@NewsLordTM Dang.

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@NewsLordTM think we can convince the "semiholes" to get rid of their awful war chant?