Megan Patterson

7 ~|wpa|~ My favorite thing about Sophia is that she’s a werewolf. ✨ girl fuck u dont send me tiktoks✨ Sophia is my neck brace.. don’t ask me about it.

[Megan Patterson @patterml]

PARTY AT CHRIS TOWNS

[Megan Patterson @patterml]

I am really living my best life with Dalvia by my side.

[Megan Patterson @patterml]

@Chris015Town It’s in my top 5

[Megan Patterson @patterml]

PARTY AT CHRIS TOWNS!!!!!!!!!🥳🎉

[Megan Patterson @patterml]

It’s really just Wasabi’s crab rangoons for me.

[Megan Patterson @patterml]

The pizza place is open 34 hours

[mir🍀 @cloverrblooms]

HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS THOUGH?????????????? TAYLOR’S MINDDD

[Megan Patterson @patterml]

“not a lot going on at the moment”

Mhm okay. We see you @taylorswift13

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Ever since I was 13, I’ve been excited about turning 31 because it’s my lucky number backwards, which is why I wanted to surprise you with this now. You’ve all been so caring, supportive and thoughtful on my birthdays and so this time I thought I would give you something!

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m elated to tell you that my 9th studio album, and folklore’s sister record, will be out tonight at midnight eastern. It’s called evermore.
📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Megan Patterson @patterml]

The only thing making me smile are the continuous compliments on the color of my car... so thank you.🥺

[Megan Patterson @patterml]

Pasta near me? 📍#AskingForAFriend

[kendal @_kendalllld]

What is Joe Biden’s plan on bringing back snack wraps to McDonald’s

[Megan Patterson @patterml]

Big money for whoever can send me the best “✨sad girl hours✨” playlist.

[Megan Patterson @patterml]

Squidward Nose by cupcakKe tho

[dalviskii @dalviajimenez]

“and I’m just fuckin with her I got nothin to do “🤪

[Megan Patterson @patterml]

I ordered 10 munchkins at dunkin this morning and THEY GAVE ME 12. Must be because Biden will be president!!!

[Megan Patterson @patterml]

Literally my brother and I today. @bradencpatter

[Megan Patterson @patterml]

I should’ve known when Sophia said that she was going to pick me up at 6 for dinner it really meant 6:30 and then breaking down on the way there because she ran out of gas. #FullMoon

[braden @bradencpatter]

My cat:*kneading his blankey*

Me, holding back tears: do you even know what good bread you would bake?