Paige Patterson

Degenerate ✌

[Paige Patterson @patterson008]

"Fleshy little tortellinis"

[Paige Patterson @patterson008]

"My brother in marijuana, what?"

[Paige Patterson @patterson008]

"I'm still thinking about how music theory is racist and trees aren't real"

[Paige Patterson @patterson008]

"On a scale from 1 to baked,
I am Pope Francis"

[Paige Patterson @patterson008]

"I don't hate raccoons, I just disagree with them"

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

[Monét @monetxchange]

I can’t wait to get my booster shot. I’m bout to be runnin’ iOS 50. Mac Big Purrr.

[Chief Lady Bird 🦅 ᐅᑮᒪᑫᐧᐱᓀᐢ @chiefladybird]

It’s really hard to work when my mind can’t stop thinking about climate change and the state of our world. It just doesn’t feel right most days, to sit here doing emails and invoices. Just wanna vibe with the people I love and paint.

[Chief Lady Bird 🦅 ᐅᑮᒪᑫᐧᐱᓀᐢ @chiefladybird]

154 years of resistance

[Paige Patterson @patterson008]

"Pirates of the CarolBaskin"

[Paige Patterson @patterson008]

"What is Gilmore and why do people care about the girls there?

[Paige Patterson @patterson008]

"Well, I can't always drop it like it's hot"

[Paige Patterson @patterson008]

"Maybe if my mother had shown me some affection, I wouldn't be such a whore"

[phanie pack @steph_sheridan]

This week's mood:

[Paige Patterson @patterson008]

"Limp Bizkit is like something people don't show up to your funeral for liking"

[Paige Patterson @patterson008]

Flared leggings????

[Paige Patterson @patterson008]

Wave two lockdown got me like

[Paige Patterson @patterson008]

Y'all. For like 2 years I've been trying to figure out which of my friends said this. This mystery actually haunts me

[Paige Patterson @patterson008]

"My weirdest dream was when I was part of the Mafia in Las Vegas, and Snoop Dog was there"

[Paige Patterson @patterson008]

"I feel like the world rotates faster than this usually"