BAPatterson

(she/her/hers)
Indigent Legal Advocate (VOCA)

Collector of Rare & Unusual Experiences.
Penn State Law Alumn

[BAPatterson @patterson_ba]

I am Pro-Choice.

Loudly and unequivocally pro-choice. And, you should be too.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

SOMEONE AT TWITTER (POSSIBLY ELON OR AT THE DIRECTION OF ELON) IS BANNING EVERY TECH REPORTER THAT HAS COVERED TWITTER BANNING JACK SWEENEY AND THE SUBSEQUENT STALKING THAT POTENTIALLY OCCURED LAST NIGHT. THIS WAS THE LAST TWEET FROM MATT WHO GOT BANNED MOMENTS AGO!!!!!!!!

[BAPatterson @patterson_ba]

I logged on to deactivate my account today ... but we've been through too much in the last 6 years to miss the finale

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

log off, are you kidding me? Trump's tweets as he gets indicted are going be off the fucking hook. pass the popcorn

[BAPatterson @patterson_ba]

I wonder why Elon killed #Twitter?

[BAPatterson @patterson_ba]

Overheard in the office today: "Who says computers are more efficient? All they do is make me more confused!"

#LawTwitter

[BAPatterson @patterson_ba]

Why am I getting targeted ads for breakaway prop vases?

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

LET’S GET THIS BREAD😤

and not feed it to ducks because it makes their tummy hurt 😔

[BAPatterson @patterson_ba]

All of my coworkers dropped what they were doing to help search, and even offered to drive me home.

I was truly humbled by how they each, without a second's pause, jumped to my aid.

[BAPatterson @patterson_ba]

Today in #LegalAid I filed my 2nd entry of appearance, prepared my first case-in-chief, and lost my keys.

After I gave up and went home, my boss kept searching until he found them. An hour after closing.

[BAPatterson @patterson_ba]

I registered to vote today

When I turned in my anonymous voter registration form, the employee flipped open my form and read through my info to "verify" it

#NotHowThisWorks

[BAPatterson @patterson_ba]

Overheard in the office: "we thought it was 'in the bag' until a high-profile sex worker entered the picture."

Never a dull day in #LawTwitter

[BAPatterson @patterson_ba]

And ongoing. It's just depressing at this point

[Sabrina 🌻💙💛🌻💙💛🌻💙💛🌻💙💛🌻💙💛🌻 @Sabrina56389530]

Just a little reminder

[BAPatterson @patterson_ba]

And a happy #AutumnEquinox to all!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

It’s appalling that far-right politicians seem to have decided that fall before an election is their regularly scheduled time to commit crimes against humanity on refugees.

Don’t normalize this. Lying to & trafficking people for TV and clicks isn’t politics as usual. It’s abuse.

[BAPatterson @patterson_ba]

There's a kid with a buzz cut and a Miller Lite shirt racing a razor scooter down the hill by my house.

I can't wait to see what happens next.

[BAPatterson @patterson_ba]

Spooky summer: that magical time of year between September 1-21.

See also: pumpkin spice summer

[BAPatterson @patterson_ba]

I think cheese is the point.

You better Sparta Kick that mythological monster with Cheez-Whiz level of cheese!

[BAPatterson @patterson_ba]

Kyle, playing a minor deity assassin murdering mythical monsters in the Mediterranean: "I wasn't sure about using the Sparta Kick, it seemed a little cheesy."