Martyn Patterson

[Martyn Patterson @pattersonmartyn]

@PeckhamRyePark what’s happening with all the maintenance on the Rye next to the main road?

[Martyn Patterson @pattersonmartyn]

@adamrowecomedy Better be good!😂

[Martyn Patterson @pattersonmartyn]

@Mace_Golman Unless 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[Martyn Patterson @pattersonmartyn]

Looking for a Project 6 Festival ticket https://t.co/VPsYsQatog #project6

[Martyn Patterson @pattersonmartyn]

@elisjames High quality camera work

[Doc Scott @docscott31]

For those that are celebrating Lineker being off air because you don't like him or his opinions, you're missing the point, it's not about what he said but about his right to say it, just wait, they'll come for and silence someone you do like soon enough ... #MOTD #BBC

[Martyn Patterson @pattersonmartyn]

@NickMcGagen Happy recovery you lovely people. Looking fabulous. Yesterday! lots of love. The Pattersons.xx

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@NickMcGagen @theoldnunshead That’s so bloody sad to hear😞 How awful.

[Martyn Patterson @pattersonmartyn]

@LozzaFox @AHart1974 Oh fuck off you fucking amoeba. My wife ‘willingly’ aborted a much wanted child due to its chromosomal deformities. Same as rape yeah? Cunt.

[Martyn Patterson @pattersonmartyn]

@bbc5live you just had Amanda Owens on the show as an ‘expert sports psychologist’. She is not. She is a scam artist with no clients who does not belong to any associations required to be registered SP. She was a tenant of ours who left owing £40k rent

[Martyn Patterson @pattersonmartyn]

@Get_effed Cunt

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@RussInCheshire @ScottishPower 4.5 hours on hold over the last 24 hours attempting to solve what should be a simple account transfer and get lecky switched back on. Used call back service. They called back and was on hold again for an hour. Zero f***s given to customer service. Dreading trying to leave them!

[Martyn Patterson @pattersonmartyn]

#newsnight what the fuck does Sven know?

[Martyn Patterson @pattersonmartyn]

https://t.co/HvLfFAgqam

[Martyn Patterson @pattersonmartyn]

@PriapusIQ Sacked

[Martyn Patterson @pattersonmartyn]

@YeonmiParkNK 🤦🏻

[Martyn Patterson @pattersonmartyn]

@taranoodle Clearly Teach is a knob head but tell your gal not to worry too much. What she revised for the lower paper will be enough for half the higher, at least. And as grades are weighted, she should still do well. Good luck!

[Martyn Patterson @pattersonmartyn]

@ravenmaster1 @TowerOfLondon Is he purring??😂

[Martyn Patterson @pattersonmartyn]

#UELfinal RANGERS!!! Stadium looks as it should: left half blue, right half white. Real fans. Take note #UCL

[Martyn Patterson @pattersonmartyn]

@1phildaniels Gutted