Patti Cakes

Curvy chameleon of styles with a mouth like a sailor 💋

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@GingerNinjaSci @TicketmasterCS I’ve been in the same position for 40 mins 😩

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#jesynelsoneurovision2024

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@AOArena thanks to the lack of thought and organisation for your disabled patrons we missed 5+ songs from last night’s amazing @paramore gig. You forced a non able bodied woman to walk around the arena twice before allocating her a seat, causing her pain and upset. Shame on you.

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Queen Bey not playing Manchester is a hate crime #RENAISSANCEWorldTour

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@ncpcarparks we have an EMERGENCY at The Spires Carpark in High Barnet, three separate parties are locked out of the car park after the @LondonMarathon with no way of getting home - we are not from London and cannot stay here tonight. HELP

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@HellBunny The promo is great and I’ve ordered several pieces but it kind of stings when I needed to swap for another size - £4.99 delivery plus the cost of returning the item?! I’m down almost £10 just to swap sizes…

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I would die for Pookie #MasterChefUK

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@TicketmasterCS did the Gaga fans break your website? Loads of tickets available for Tottenham 29th July but when selected all get the same error message?

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When Moira Rose screams, an angel gains it’s wings

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Just posted a photo @ Moulin Rouge London https://t.co/HD7cRrNR0H

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Just posted a photo @ Proud Embankment https://t.co/n2Kyyv3scZ

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@moulinmusicaluk apologies to your cast who had to remain professional while I could not hide ANY emotion throughout the entire show! OUT OF THIS WORLD PHENOMENAL 🙌🏻✨❤️

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So I started 2020 focusing on my future and setting some personal goals. You could say this went really well and something exciting happened to me… all will be revealed very soon I’m sure! 🥰 https://t.co/jCFSXYlsFO

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I spent 2020 focusing on my future and working towards some goals, and as a result something really exciting happened to me. You’ll see very soon I’m sure 🥰 @ Preston, Lancashire https://t.co/OyV8TmPw0I

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Hey 2022! We’re getting married this year!!! WHAAAA?!??! https://t.co/BAZbeB1egx

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I loved how I felt in this dress and I can’t wait for a chance to wear it again 🌹 Sometimes a caption doesn’t need to be deep, I was just really proud of this wedding guest outfit, that’s all! https://t.co/JFaJK3pdxs

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/tCevpbL4sp

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Just posted a photo @ The Blackpool Tower Ballroom https://t.co/iYxweNEarL

[Kate loves arrows 🐀 @ewlebee]

SOMEONE IN ALTRINCHAM GO GET MERLIN SO HE & GOBLIN CAN BOTH REST IN PEACE.

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/wUjPdaeZmS