Nick Pattillo

I'll let the story unfold better than an envelope you want to reuse

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I’d rather teleport than have data centers. Can we put 40 billion towards teleportation? @BlackRock

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@BarstoolBigCat @MrJerryOC Got these pants from Ted Shackleford himself

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Gang Gang @TheoVon

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TCU’s mascot is scary as hell. That don’t look like no frog bruh 🧐 #marchmadness

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Worst feeling is not knowing whether Dobbs could’ve gave us a better game tonight or not #SuperBowl2026

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PLLEEEAASSEEE put in Dobbs!!! #SuperBowl

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Playing his age #SuperBowlLX

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This is just as prophesied @PFTCommenter.. Dobbs has to come in to save this game in the 4th quarter. #SuperBowlLX

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What a catch! #CFBPlayoff

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@BarstoolBigCat P.I.s matter too

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I will say this..
Thank god they switched it to a twelve team playoff. And also.. glad they put this Miami team in it. These are clearly the two best College teams playing each other right now #CFBPlayoff

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@BarstoolBigCat Okay okay okay… I love this team

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That’s what Dave gets for calling you fat @Philly_Mays

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If I’m you, my balls are in my chest on this offensive drive @BarstoolBigCat

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@Philly_Mays Max… Is AJ Brown okay?

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@Philly_Mays What do you call an urbanized pastry?… Turnover city

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@UTVolShop @VolNetwork GO VOLS! 🍊

Finally… The Commodores are competitive 😏

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@otokyo__ Diabeetus

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@HawkEmDownChris Dope

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This literally looks like ESPN hit fast forward #22mph

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JAHMYR GIBBS IS SONIC FOR A REASON